well, well, going rogue eh?

for better photoshopping, go here.

do not OMIT

and more crazy stuff courtesy of the Simster and Rusty Shackles. (via comicsalliance)

where whiteness happens

damn you, Arizona! [via comicsalliance.com]

this is gonna beat Spider-Man 2!!!

(via mightygodking)

San Francisco 49ers, SuperBowl XLIV champs!

Michael Crabtree ... is Wolverine?



... not to mention, Canadian ... and white? with mutton chops?

it makes sense!! the X-Men are just living off the Bay Area.

San Francisco, rejoice! the 49ers are now sure to hack and slash their way through the competition!!

capping the week of meltdowns

... and mailing it in with crappy Photochopping. thanks to the Holy Taco and Limewire for the inspiration. and real life for being absurd and funny.









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Thunderbolts #135, Kick-Ass #7, The Marvels Project #2, Dark Reign - The List: Avengers one shot

sturm und Jerry

funnyordie.com via Cinema Blend

changeling: a sleazy look at Secret Invasion, pt. 4

now that we're done with the Skrulls, let's have one look back at their best attempt to subjugate Earth, while the memories of select scenes are still fresh in our minds. the operative word here is 'fresh'.

and oh, you're supposed to click on the pretty pit-chers.

part one right here, part two here and part three here.


TEDDY GETS RAZZED FOR COMING OUT



THE RUNAWAYS ACCIDENTALLY WATCH '2 GIRLS, 1 CUP'



SKRULLS PEDDLE LIES FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD



AGENT BRAND, NOT SATISFIED WITH HAVING A FURRY MUTANT FOR A BOYFRIEND, PUSHES THE SEXUAL ENVELOPE FURTHER



MARIA HILL SHOWS SOME LATINA BRASS (WAIT, SHE'S NOT LATINA ...)



CLINT BARTON IS PISSED HE'S BEEN ADDED TO "YOU KISSED A SKRULL" LIST



THE SKRULLS FEEL THAT A MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE (WHICH THEY DID ANYWAY)



ELECTRO SETS UP ROD BLAGOJEVICH



ALIENS CAN BE LEZZIES TOO (WAIT, THAT'S OUR FRIGGIN' PERCEPTION!)



SKRULLEKTRA DELIVERS HER "YOU WILL DIE TOO" SPEECH



THE SKRULL KILL KREW GETS FACE TIME (UNTIL THE NEXT INVASION IN 2020)



SKRULLOWJACKET WANTS TO BE THE NEXT BUGSY SIEGEL



JACKPOT DOES NOT HIT THE JACKPOT



NOVA DEVELOPS A HATRED FOR (BADLY-WRITTEN) SOFTWARE



NORMAN OSBORNE WANTS TOYS. LOTS OF TOYS.



HERCULES CHANNELS GROOVE ARMADA AND KICKS GOD BUTT



and some scenes need not be perverted much.


i said not much.


HE DOESN'T KNOW THE WORD "THERAPY" BUT HE DOES KNOW "JIHADIST". GO FIGURE.



WIN SOME, LOSE SOME, HAWKEYE.


to be continued ...

changeling: a sleazy look at Secret Invasion, pt. 3

now that we're done with the Skrulls, let's have one look back at their best attempt to subjugate Earth, while the memories of select scenes are still fresh in our minds. the operative word here is 'fresh'.

and oh, you're supposed to click on the pretty pit-chers.

part one right here, part two here.


NICK FURY HATES EVERYBODY.



TONY STARK GETS DoS-ED BY SKRULL VIRUS/SPYWARE.



TOO MANY CAPTAIN AMERICAS ...



... WITHOUT QUALITY CONTROL.



HANK PYM BECOMES STUPID, BECAUSE OF TOO MUCH SHRINKING.



THE SEED IS PLANTED (CUT IT OUT, GUTTER MINDS)



THE INITIATIVE IS FULL OF SKRULLS. SORTA.



THE 3D-MAN DISCOVERS THE FEMALE ANATOMY.



HOLLYWOOD IS THE DEVIL'S WORKSHOP.



BEN AND JOHNNY HIRE A BAD GUY.



EVEN THE GODS GET SNOOKERED.



THE BRITS WANT AMERICA BACK. LATER.



SKRULLS INVADE WAKANDA, ON FAULTY INTELLIGENCE (sounds familiar eh)



TRUST IS A DIRTY WORD, ESPECIALLY AMONG C-LISTERS.


to be continued ...

changeling: a sleazy look at Secret Invasion, pt. 2

now that we're done with the Skrulls, let's have one look back at their best attempt to subjugate Earth, while the memories of select scenes are still fresh in our minds. the operative word here is 'fresh'.

and oh, you're supposed to click on the pretty pit-chers.

part one right here.

THE FRAKKING BUTLER DID IT!



THE FRAKKING BUTLER IS ALSO A PERV.



NORMAN OSBORN (a.k.a. THE GREEN GOBLIN) PLAYS WITH FIRE



HULKLING GETS A COMING OUT PARTY



TONY GETS MIND-FUCKED! (among other things)

by the way, do you know what movie this scene is referencing?


THE VISION GETS DESTROYED FOR THE Nth TIME



NICK FURY WAITED FOR YEARS TO MAKE THIS DRAMATIC ENTRANCE



FLASHBACK: THE SKRULL QUEEN BECOMES A SEX SYMBOL



THE SKRULLS MAKE PLANS, NOT FLANS. AH LECHE!



FLASHBACK: THE AVENGERS GET INFILTRATED WHILE MAKING TOILET JOKES



FLASHBACK: THE HANK PYM SKRULL GETS SNUBBED



DESPITE ALL HIS POWER, THE SENTRY PROVES HIS REAL NAME IS ACHILLES.



SKRULLS TAKE OVER THE UNITED STATES (COMMUNICATION BANDWIDTHS)



PART-TIME LOSER 3D-MAN IS WRITTEN IN THE STORY TO PLAY AN IMPORTANT ROLE!



THE SKRULL INVASION OF MANHATTAN RUNS INTO JELLY



BEN GRIMM GETS WAAAAAAAAY TOO FAMILIAR WITH THE NEGATIVE ZONE CREATURES



HERCULES MANAGES TO SCORE DURING A MISSION (THE TWELVE LABORS DIDN'T HAVE THESE PERKS)



SKRULLS GRAB ALL THE MAGIC IN ENGLAND (WHICH MEANS THEY WON'T BE OPENING A DISNEYLAND THERE ANYTIME SOON)



AN INJURED HULKLING IS HELPED BY A SKRULL TRANNY (WTF?!?)



FLASHBACK: THE "RESURRECTED" CAPTAIN MARVEL IS ACTUALLY A SKRULL PROGRAMMED TO BE A KREE. OF HIS PROGRAMMING, HE IS NOT FREE.


to be continued ...