/not sure if i can't do snaps. i miss the big lug already.
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Siege #2
Showing posts with label Ares. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ares. Show all posts
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
well, it wasn't effin' Osborn!!!
/not sure if i can't do snaps. i miss the big lug already.
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Siege #2
Sunday, December 27, 2009
snaps: Ares #3
... where we learn choking your son to death is okay if the bastard attempts to have you drawn and quartered. Kieron Gillen's three-issue dissertation on the God of War ends satisfactorily from this point of view.
1) hey lookit, everyone, Ares is now an X-Man!!!
2) what, and get stabbed and decapitated by Deadpool?
3) Ares learns the true meaning of "in your face!"
4) and the room fell silent, awkwardly. the joke fell flatter than Kiera Knightley.
5) i bet you pee on yourself too. in the mirror.
6) okay, so where the hell did Ares get the coins to put on their eyes? he had spare change to take the subway, just in case?
1) hey lookit, everyone, Ares is now an X-Man!!!
2) what, and get stabbed and decapitated by Deadpool?
3) Ares learns the true meaning of "in your face!"
4) and the room fell silent, awkwardly. the joke fell flatter than Kiera Knightley.
5) i bet you pee on yourself too. in the mirror.
6) okay, so where the hell did Ares get the coins to put on their eyes? he had spare change to take the subway, just in case?
Sunday, November 1, 2009
warbound
drive-by readings
 | Dark Avengers: Ares #1 (Marvel) Kieron Gillen Manuel Garcia Stefano Gaudiano Mark Pennington Jose Villarubia Dave Lanphear Cary Nord (cover) |
bringing Ares full-time into the Marvel Universe this decade, first as a secondary Hercules character, then into a full-fledged major anti-hero, looks like a stroke of genius. though Hercules has long outshed his buffoon characteristic and brought in readers with his odd team-up with Amadeus Cho, Ares seemed to fit the "Greek God we should have in our midst" role much better. it doesn't matter that he's playing on both sides of the fence or he's making his own fence.
in another spinoff to ensure that the Marvel coffers will be full enough to make their Disney owners proud, Ares, "bestowing a petition to the mortal Osborn" forms his own special Corps within H.A.M.M.E.R. Osborn's throwing all sorts of skullduggery around to ensure that either Earth will be his or will be a crappy place to live in just in case he doesn't. to Ares, he probably doesn't care, as long as there's war to be waged on whoever.
i think when the tide finally turns against Osborn, he'll do something that would make Ares turn against him something probably involving his son, Phobos, who's under Nick Fury's care and tutelage (and also a member of his Secret Warriors). but in the meantime, Ares may have a bone to pick with Fury as he finds this out. but i'm not entirely sure it was actually Hera who told him that.
what am really looking forward to is ... Ares vs. Thor. yeah! c'mon! let's have that in Siege! please, Mr. Bendis?
in another spinoff to ensure that the Marvel coffers will be full enough to make their Disney owners proud, Ares, "bestowing a petition to the mortal Osborn" forms his own special Corps within H.A.M.M.E.R. Osborn's throwing all sorts of skullduggery around to ensure that either Earth will be his or will be a crappy place to live in just in case he doesn't. to Ares, he probably doesn't care, as long as there's war to be waged on whoever.
i think when the tide finally turns against Osborn, he'll do something that would make Ares turn against him something probably involving his son, Phobos, who's under Nick Fury's care and tutelage (and also a member of his Secret Warriors). but in the meantime, Ares may have a bone to pick with Fury as he finds this out. but i'm not entirely sure it was actually Hera who told him that.
what am really looking forward to is ... Ares vs. Thor. yeah! c'mon! let's have that in Siege! please, Mr. Bendis?
Friday, July 10, 2009
US Bank, standing tall against the pigs
we commend the position of USBank, one the largest banks in the United States, to stand tall with our beleaguered mutants, especially those who choose to live in San Francisco (Castro district).
when Norman Osborn's jackbooted sentinels come in quell unrest, our mutants will not go quietly into the night. no, siree. USBank also stands behind them (to the side).
i was curious whether the background did exist, and according to Google Maps, yes it is quite accurate.
and we heartily cheered as a whole wall of the bank collapses on now-i-don't-like-him-cause-he's-on-the-other-side Ares, courtesy of Gambit's charge cards (heh).
this is one heck of a product placement. is Michael Bay involved in this?
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X-Men: Legacy #226
when Norman Osborn's jackbooted sentinels come in quell unrest, our mutants will not go quietly into the night. no, siree. USBank also stands behind them (to the side).
i was curious whether the background did exist, and according to Google Maps, yes it is quite accurate.
and we heartily cheered as a whole wall of the bank collapses on now-i-don't-like-him-cause-he's-on-the-other-side Ares, courtesy of Gambit's charge cards (heh).
this is one heck of a product placement. is Michael Bay involved in this?
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X-Men: Legacy #226
Friday, January 12, 2007
the gods must be crazy
Ares
Michael Avon Oeming/Travel Foreman/Derek Fridolfs
Marvel
you know your Greek myths, right? you know who Zeus is, you know Hera, Hercules, Ares, Apollo, Aphrodite, the whole nine yards Pantheon. but you didn't know that Ares lives among us now. yeah, right here, on Earth. he's just a carpenter now, named John Aaron. do you want to shoot the breeze and have a few beers with him? call him at 212-FIX-HAUS. just don't ask him about his son and his family.
'cause that's really gonna set him off. i doubt if Aetna will cover you.
backstory: god of war Ares, a recurring character in the Marvel Universe, is obviously the half-brother of regular character Hercules. he has been on self-imposed exile for a while now, posing as a carpenter and raising his son Alexander as a single parent. the exile was brought about by his disgust with his family of gods, who abhor his tactics and want nothing to do with him, except when they need his help in beating off invaders more powerful than them. despite wanting to be recognized for his merits and be viewed in equal standing among Zeus' sons, Ares said 'fuck it' and left Olympus in a huff.
fast forward to today: Ares/Aaron has concerns over the changing nature of his boy, Alex, who exhibits tendencies toward rage and irrational behavior. in the course of his daily work, he gets a somewhat unwanted visitor: the fleet-footed messenger Hermes, in the form of a Tony Hawk-wannabe. he asks Ares to come back to Olympus to help them out - a menace beyond their control is bent on destroying Olympus, and only the God of War (Ret.) can turn the tide. here's what Ares thought of Hermes' plea:
"dude! that was my new Nike+iPod!!"
troubled more by his son's conduct, and feeling guilty about keeping his real nature and history from him, Ares takes comfort in the fact that the tough character should make Alex a survivor in this world.
all concerns are swept to the side when he finds out that his son "disappears". realizing that this is an overt attempt by Zeus to get him back to Olympus, he breaks out the hardware, brings back his Johnny Rotten hairstyle, and goes Rambo on the cops standing in his driveway. not just the cops, the S.W.A.T. teams and around 10 blocks of residential neighborhood too.
Ares does certainly fit right in America
in that one moment, there were no superheroes to take down Ares (conspiracy! paging Oliver Stone! drop the weed and check it out!). taxpayers, woe to thee.
Jesus was never this obstinate (and He got nailed to the cross for us)
and he was already doing well in his anger management class ...
Ares is fetched by a scarred Achilles himself (who kidnapped Alexander earlier; what? no that was a different movie! yeah but they're both gay. they're Greeks!). Achilles appeals to his former patron, and back they go to Olympus. Ares insists that he has no interest in fighting their war for them and only wants his son back. oh, yeah, and also to punch his dad for pulling this shit on him.
well, guess what: the enemy has kidnapped Alexander from Achilles' boys. gee whiz. "sorry, Ares, my man. guess you don't have to punch me now. friends?"
here i see my complaint with Oeming's dialog, which is prevalent throughout the series. aside from the siblings incessantly screaming obscenities at each other (yeah, family, i know, i know), there seems to be sudden mood swings, like rapidly playing with an on/off switch. this is mostly for Ares' character.
well, at least he helped Achilles mow down the first wave of the Amatsu-Mikaboshi.
prior to this series, Ares worked as a consultant for EA.
they finally get whisked to the palace, where it didn't take two minutes for insults to fly, Ares to choke Hera, and get into a tussle with Hercules, before Zeus throws down his famous thunderbolts. ahhh, don't you just looooooooooooooove family reunions?
of course, it also takes less than two minutes for Ares to decide to land a left cross on his father's jaw.
Zeus swallows his pride, and holds everyone back from wanting to gang up on Ares. he asks for his forgiveness, for setting things into motion, and for the unforeseen event where Ares' son is taken out from under their divine noses.
i mean, if anyone can sneak past the Greek gods themselves, hell, i'm not trusting them either. and i'd land a second punch at Zeus just for good measure. Ares did.
Hercules tries to re-assert his "favorite son" status, but gets slapped down.
question #1: if exceptional humans die and go to Olympus, do they die again? apparently so, because here Odysseus had allegedly died. again. damned mythology.
question #2: what did Patroclus ever do (aside from escalating the Trojan War by dying) to be included in the who's who of Greek greats? i bet it was a favor to Achilles. pederasty!!!
while the Olympians plan and chat, Alex is slowly falling under the control of the Mikaboshi.
the Mikaboshi is the Japanese god of evil; having whittled down its set of good gods, it has set its sights toward the Greek pantheon, and it wants to transform Alex into its own God of War (i think it played this game too much).
the battle is soon joined, but the Mikaboshi sneaks Alex thru the lines to gut his grampa.
sucker-punched by your son, stabbed by your grandson; this is just not Zeus' day
Ares and Hercules, meanwhile, tangle with the Mikaboshi itself, who here looks like an unmasked Cobra Commander.
y tu mama tambien.
what's with the tentacles? oh, that's right ... it's Japanese. urotsukidoji!!!
with their first faceoff a stalemate, the gods take a break to lick their wounds. Hermes, not exactly a frontliner, almost gets shot by Ares, which is like adding insult to earlier injury.
he tells them of a Japanese messenger to the gods, Inari, who foresees the death of their Pantheon, unless they ask the help of the remaining gods of the East. you know what Ares response to that was.
Christopher Lambert tells the secret of 'Flawless Victory'
rejecting the old man's suggestion, the Greek gods once again go to war, and this time, Alex is ready to face his old man. armed with the legendary Kusanagi, he proves to be a match to his father (aside from also inheriting his ability to be condescendingly insulting).
i know kung fu! do you know kung fu? do you yahoo?
Zeus, though, has one last trick in his loincloth - remove Alex from the Mikaboshi's spell (why he didn't do that earlier, i don't know). Alex, realizing the gravity of the situation, pulls out the sword from his father's body (that frakkin' hurts) and cuts down the Mikaboshi. at this point, the gods of the East had also joined the fray because Hermes and Inari made it look like Greek gods asked for their help. no one complains, nor asks any questions. victory!
i've read little of Oeming's other work, apart from the Red Sonja #0 i had him sign at the NY Comic Con (definitely on the to-read list: Stormbreaker: The Saga of Beta Ray Bill, and of course, Eisner-awardee Powers). good thing he's not drawing this series. hey, don't tell him i said that or i may end up ...
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issues read: #1-5
Michael Avon Oeming/Travel Foreman/Derek Fridolfs
Marvel
you know your Greek myths, right? you know who Zeus is, you know Hera, Hercules, Ares, Apollo, Aphrodite, the whole nine yards Pantheon. but you didn't know that Ares lives among us now. yeah, right here, on Earth. he's just a carpenter now, named John Aaron. do you want to shoot the breeze and have a few beers with him? call him at 212-FIX-HAUS. just don't ask him about his son and his family.
'cause that's really gonna set him off. i doubt if Aetna will cover you.
backstory: god of war Ares, a recurring character in the Marvel Universe, is obviously the half-brother of regular character Hercules. he has been on self-imposed exile for a while now, posing as a carpenter and raising his son Alexander as a single parent. the exile was brought about by his disgust with his family of gods, who abhor his tactics and want nothing to do with him, except when they need his help in beating off invaders more powerful than them. despite wanting to be recognized for his merits and be viewed in equal standing among Zeus' sons, Ares said 'fuck it' and left Olympus in a huff.
fast forward to today: Ares/Aaron has concerns over the changing nature of his boy, Alex, who exhibits tendencies toward rage and irrational behavior. in the course of his daily work, he gets a somewhat unwanted visitor: the fleet-footed messenger Hermes, in the form of a Tony Hawk-wannabe. he asks Ares to come back to Olympus to help them out - a menace beyond their control is bent on destroying Olympus, and only the God of War (Ret.) can turn the tide. here's what Ares thought of Hermes' plea:
"dude! that was my new Nike+iPod!!"
troubled more by his son's conduct, and feeling guilty about keeping his real nature and history from him, Ares takes comfort in the fact that the tough character should make Alex a survivor in this world.
all concerns are swept to the side when he finds out that his son "disappears". realizing that this is an overt attempt by Zeus to get him back to Olympus, he breaks out the hardware, brings back his Johnny Rotten hairstyle, and goes Rambo on the cops standing in his driveway. not just the cops, the S.W.A.T. teams and around 10 blocks of residential neighborhood too.
Ares does certainly fit right in America
in that one moment, there were no superheroes to take down Ares (conspiracy! paging Oliver Stone! drop the weed and check it out!). taxpayers, woe to thee.
Jesus was never this obstinate (and He got nailed to the cross for us)
and he was already doing well in his anger management class ...
Ares is fetched by a scarred Achilles himself (who kidnapped Alexander earlier; what? no that was a different movie! yeah but they're both gay. they're Greeks!). Achilles appeals to his former patron, and back they go to Olympus. Ares insists that he has no interest in fighting their war for them and only wants his son back. oh, yeah, and also to punch his dad for pulling this shit on him.
well, guess what: the enemy has kidnapped Alexander from Achilles' boys. gee whiz. "sorry, Ares, my man. guess you don't have to punch me now. friends?"
here i see my complaint with Oeming's dialog, which is prevalent throughout the series. aside from the siblings incessantly screaming obscenities at each other (yeah, family, i know, i know), there seems to be sudden mood swings, like rapidly playing with an on/off switch. this is mostly for Ares' character.
"i will put you down like the dogs you are, fucking bitches!!"something like that.
"hey, Ares, look, they took your son, okay? we have to go after them!"
"okay, for now i will help you."
"you know, your son is a bit of a brat; he wanted to watch TV."
"fuck you!!! i will destroy you where you stand!!!"
"hey, Ares, want some donuts?"
"give me some ... you are a good friend."
"oh sorry, i gave it all to your son. damn, he ate them all! what a greedy kid!"
"i will put you down like the dogs you are, fucking bitches!!"
well, at least he helped Achilles mow down the first wave of the Amatsu-Mikaboshi.
prior to this series, Ares worked as a consultant for EA.
they finally get whisked to the palace, where it didn't take two minutes for insults to fly, Ares to choke Hera, and get into a tussle with Hercules, before Zeus throws down his famous thunderbolts. ahhh, don't you just looooooooooooooove family reunions?
of course, it also takes less than two minutes for Ares to decide to land a left cross on his father's jaw.
Zeus swallows his pride, and holds everyone back from wanting to gang up on Ares. he asks for his forgiveness, for setting things into motion, and for the unforeseen event where Ares' son is taken out from under their divine noses.
i mean, if anyone can sneak past the Greek gods themselves, hell, i'm not trusting them either. and i'd land a second punch at Zeus just for good measure. Ares did.
Hercules tries to re-assert his "favorite son" status, but gets slapped down.
question #1: if exceptional humans die and go to Olympus, do they die again? apparently so, because here Odysseus had allegedly died. again. damned mythology.
question #2: what did Patroclus ever do (aside from escalating the Trojan War by dying) to be included in the who's who of Greek greats? i bet it was a favor to Achilles. pederasty!!!
while the Olympians plan and chat, Alex is slowly falling under the control of the Mikaboshi.
the Mikaboshi is the Japanese god of evil; having whittled down its set of good gods, it has set its sights toward the Greek pantheon, and it wants to transform Alex into its own God of War (i think it played this game too much).
the battle is soon joined, but the Mikaboshi sneaks Alex thru the lines to gut his grampa.
sucker-punched by your son, stabbed by your grandson; this is just not Zeus' day
Ares and Hercules, meanwhile, tangle with the Mikaboshi itself, who here looks like an unmasked Cobra Commander.
y tu mama tambien.
what's with the tentacles? oh, that's right ... it's Japanese. urotsukidoji!!!
with their first faceoff a stalemate, the gods take a break to lick their wounds. Hermes, not exactly a frontliner, almost gets shot by Ares, which is like adding insult to earlier injury.
he tells them of a Japanese messenger to the gods, Inari, who foresees the death of their Pantheon, unless they ask the help of the remaining gods of the East. you know what Ares response to that was.
Christopher Lambert tells the secret of 'Flawless Victory'
rejecting the old man's suggestion, the Greek gods once again go to war, and this time, Alex is ready to face his old man. armed with the legendary Kusanagi, he proves to be a match to his father (aside from also inheriting his ability to be condescendingly insulting).
i know kung fu! do you know kung fu? do you yahoo?
Zeus, though, has one last trick in his loincloth - remove Alex from the Mikaboshi's spell (why he didn't do that earlier, i don't know). Alex, realizing the gravity of the situation, pulls out the sword from his father's body (that frakkin' hurts) and cuts down the Mikaboshi. at this point, the gods of the East had also joined the fray because Hermes and Inari made it look like Greek gods asked for their help. no one complains, nor asks any questions. victory!
i've read little of Oeming's other work, apart from the Red Sonja #0 i had him sign at the NY Comic Con (definitely on the to-read list: Stormbreaker: The Saga of Beta Ray Bill, and of course, Eisner-awardee Powers). good thing he's not drawing this series. hey, don't tell him i said that or i may end up ...
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issues read: #1-5
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