Showing posts with label Luna Brothers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Luna Brothers. Show all posts

Friday, March 12, 2010

snaps: The Sword #22

... where it reads like an action-packed Invincible issue, but with talky girls and a lot more drama. really, i thought i was reading some condensed form of the Final Destination movies, except that Dara and Malia won't die that easily.

Dara learns that she's a man - and realizes why she really shouldn't have penis envy.


what's that "one thing"? is it cotton buds? nose hair trimmers? vibrators?


even Wolverine would wince with that one.


don't worry, Dara; there's an ovary sale next weekend at Wal-Mart!


becaus we all know - most fan wrighters h8 schoool.

Monday, June 1, 2009

3 broken American commandments

1. Thou shall not punch a girl



corollary: thou shall not throw rocks at a girl.


exceptions: annoying mindless female quasi-celebrities


2. Thou shall not mess with Texas



3. Thou shall not mess with Texas football.



in one swell foop, the Luna Brothers made history.

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The Sword #17

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Knossos gets misogynistic

... because he probably has the female version of penis envy.



whatever. take him down already, Dara.

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The Sword #16

Saturday, December 6, 2008

war on drugs

even CNN now knows that Dara Brighton faked her death, but not the whys. in the meantime, on the trail of the supervillain Knossos, who's remade himself into a ruthless Latin American druglord, Dara meets a festive party of bullets.



"first, Nassau, Bahamas. now, Cancun, Mexico. y'know, one day, it'd be nice to visit these places when i'm not a fugitive, or broke, or helping guide people on their killing sprees."
- Justin

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The Sword #13

Monday, September 15, 2008

you hit like a girl! #12

way before she got replaced by the Skrull queen, Jessica Drew a.k.a. the original Spider-Woman, has been on the side of the good guys (most of the time anyway, at least perception-wise), and she does kick a lot of bad-guy ass (most of the time anyway).

a few exceptions include this one when she was still a brainwashed Hydra soldier and gives the S.H.I.E.L.D. boys a good whuppin' on the way to meeting her future boss, Nick Fury, for the first time.


note this kung fu move combined with her vaunted "venom blasts".


having learned the hard way that she was a product of genetic testing by her psycho pop funded by Hydra, she lashes back at them the best way she knows. i would.


i wonder how these guys would deal being beat up by a girl later. i mean, they probably organized an ACA - Asskicked by a Chick Anonymous.


members would be those who survive and can still walk and talk after say, six months of rehab.


aside from being betrayed by her dad, Jessica was also betrayed by a one-time lover, Jared, who made her think Hydra was a humanitarian agency who distributed relief goods and took down terrorist groups. learning the truth made her see red. that, and finding out that Jared was really a fat bastard before he became the Subway mascot.


another thing Jessica hated apart from being lied to, is being cloned. too bad, clones don't really come close to the original. ask Michael Keaton.


one of her early mentors was the morally ambiguous (sometimes) Taskmaster, and she pretty much gave him as good as she got.


wait, it gets better, when she encounters him years later, out of costume, and on the side of the angels.




giving a "jolt" to about 50 guys at the same time uhm, ... seems to be some kind of record.


let's see if in Secret Invasion, the Skrull Jessica gets to kick as much superhero ass before she finally gets taken down.


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from Spider-Woman: Origin
Brian Reed/Brian Michael Bendis/the Luna Brothers