The Irredeemable Ant-ManRobert Kirkman/
Phil Hester/
Ande ParksMarvel
i don't know what rock
Robert Kirkman crawled out under from, but i hope there's more like him underneath that rock (the answer: it's one of the U.S. states called "Kentucky").
with an impressive (short but growing) list of works, some i have read (
Marvel Zombies, the uproarious and mos def offensive
Battle Pope) and some yet-to-be (
Invincible), Kirkman's career is on the upswing. not bad for a parody writer.
his comedic touch opened a few doors, and one of his latest works, the
Irredeemable Ant-Man, is one worth walking inside.
spinning off from the ongoing Marvel multi-crossover series
Civil War, the new
Ant-Man makes his first appearance sitting on a rooftop eating some crumbs while our heroes are slugging it out on the streets below.
backstory #1: the Ant-Man character has always been
Henry Pym. a second Ant-Man,
Scott Lang, was killed in battle in a previous storyline
Avengers Disassembled. currently, Pym has taken on the
Yellowjacket persona, and was tasked to build a new Ant-Man suit for
S.H.I.E.L.D. (that's the mouthful Strategic Hazard Intervention, Espionage and Logistics Directorate, Marvel's own fictional superspy agency). S.H.I.E.L.D. has this supercool Helicarrier (think oversized aircraft carrier, but flying) where they work, eat and protect the world.
the tale begins when two S.H.I.E.L.D. rookies,
Eric O'Grady and
Chris McCarthy are ordered by their supervisor,
Mitch Carson, to guard Pym's lab. pressured by the vague scope of their assignment, Eric accidentally knocks out Pym and then the two fool around with the prototype Ant-Man suit. Chris wears the suit and accidentally shrinks. Eric runs away. despite being BFFs, Eric is of questionable character, but Chris sticks by him just the same.
Chris tries to figure out how the suit works and in between crawling through vents, trying to find something to eat ...
where's the chianti?... and running (the HeliCarrier gets attacked by supervillains) ...
... and fighting ... (or a semblance thereof) ...
... he accidentally witnesses Eric stabbing him in the back. Veronica, a coworker Eric has the hots for, is actually dating Chris. Eric doesn't take this like a man, and takes advantage of every opening he can find to grab Veronica.
oh the lies we tell ...devastated, Chris makes his way back to their quarters, and the cowardly Eric attacks him with deadly footwear.
as this happens, the attack is still going on, and the two have to abandon their hiding place. Eric then gets Chris killed when he intentionally beats him to the door.
that's why you're always required to wear a helmetyou know where this is going, don't you? Eric takes the Ant-Man suit and thus becomes the headliner of this title.
with a bunch of well-crafted lies, Eric takes Chris' body back to his parents, along with Veronica, and even almost gets her in the sack - at Chris' funeral, no less (thank goodness for common sense!).
taking the suit out for test spins, the slimeball manages to meet a girl, Beth, whom he saves from a mugging, and his one-track mind starts shifting into gear.
"i just ... tee hee ... peed in it."the jackass even thinks he can cop a free meal, and other freebies, just for his one act of 'kindness'.
as the series progresses, it becomes clear that Eric O'Grady is the poster boy for dastardly behavior. he does a few good deeds along the way, but only with the intent to gain something more in return. and it won't be surprising that he'd sell even his own parents to get what he wants. too bad he doesn't have parents. ok, he'd sell Chris' parents.
it really sucks when your company doesn't have a dental plannot getting anywhere with Veronica, Eric decides to "live" with Beth, and enjoys the "fringe benefits" (this has probably been a
Kirkman fantasy come true).
to see the whole caboodle ... buy the book, dammit!Eric better not rest on his laurels, 'cause his old supervisor Mitch is looking for him.
a flying car! what will they think of next?Kirkman has something going on here, providing a new spin to the anti-hero concept.
Hester's semi-cartoony art reminds me of
Pasqual Ferry, and fits the goofy yet meaty yarns spun by
Kirkman.
so, hero or not?
that opinion might not be shared by his DC counterpart ...
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issues read: #1-3
The All New AtomGail Simone/
John Byrne/
Eddy Barrows/
Ariel Olivetti/
Trevor ScottDC
bouncing off the events in the
Identity Crisis storyline, it's impossible to think of the DC universe without its bite-sized hero. given how things ended, it was difficult to bring the character back without a really good explanation. the best solution is to break in a new
Atom.
backstory #2:
Ray Palmer has always been the Atom since 1961 (that would put him in his late 60's now but comic time doesn't work that way). an Ivy League professor, an integral member of the Justice League and probably the smartest man in this universe (don't tell
Batman. or
Luthor. or
Deathstroke. or
Vandal Savage.), Ray was the geek whose heroic fantasies came true. but with a heavy price: his wife,
Jean Loring, went off the deep end and set off catastrophic events that made Ray so ashamed he literally ... disappeared.
enter, FOB (from HK) ...
Ryan Choi.
a Palmer protege, Ryan arrives to take over Ray's seat in Ivy University. despite misgivings by the much older dean, he acknowledges that the young Dr. Choi has been personally endorsed by Ray prior to these events.
with Ray's apparent blessing (off panel) and clues provided in his office, Ryan finds one of his bio-belts, the device that gives Ray his superpowers.
despite being a fish out of water in his new American surroundings, Ryan quickly makes fast friends with the Lighter Than Air Society (LTAS), a collection of academic oddballs/geniuses who hold Ray in high regard. one of them,
Dr. 'Panda' Potter, instantly becomes his university guide and best friend.
familiar with Ray's superhero career, the LTAS wholeheartedly support Ryan's ascension to the position, impressed with his smarts and quick-thinking.
... fashion-challenged?aside from playing poker and trading scientific gobbledygook with his new pals, Ryan finds time to play with furry creatures ...
Ryan thought he was joining the Rat Patrol... refining his bag of parlor tricks ...
"geez, Ryan ... we just told you: shrink before you fart!"... and stimulating the female population.
the troubles start when weird things happen in Ivy Town, starting with the mysterious murder of Ryan's interim predecessor Professor Katz ... by dogs? an itinerant seems to have knowledge of the "beast below us", and then disappears.
here
Gail Simone's (
Birds of Prey) plot gets a little fuzzy. we have two warring factions:
the Waiting, which are forces of Science ...
are you sure they didn't come from China too?... and
M'Nagalah, the "Cancer God", which seems to be on the side of one of Superman's weaknesses - magic (you know the answer wasn't kryptonite,
Lois Lane, or shaving cream, right? right?).
this bizarre cast seem to be battling for the support of Ryan, as the Atom, although their respective presence in the town is as yet unexplained. The Waiting, for example, seems to reside in the fur of the dogs and ultimately have the Justice League in their sights.
you know Ryan digs that shit ... he's Asian!to make things worse, another mysterious villain has recruited a serial killer/poet to make the new Atom's life miserable. or at least to be on "their" side in "the coming war". and they have a bio-belt too.
the worst part is: his first date (turns out to be
Giganta)
swallows him (okay, that didn't
come out right. okay, shutting up now.). infected by the M'Nagalah, she ingests Ryan, and he has to play a little tummy pinball to escape.
this sequence should make you stop dating. seriously.while we're here, let's throw in a couple more comedic scenes.
umm, i'll take "udders for lengthy viewing" for $500, Alex.
"damn! repeat after me: shrinking after the eat-all-you-can buffet is bad!"question: given his dork background (and despite some martial arts training back in Hong Kong), when did Ryan suddenly become the second coming of
Dick Grayson, original acrobatic sidekick to the
Batman?
feet, meet facein the meantime, Ryan's dorkier pals have invented a time-travelling device, based on his specs and an alien device he lifted from the Waiting.
this better be as exciting as the Bang Busissue #4 (drawn by
Eddy Barrows, whom i prefer compared to increasingly-shoddy work of the legendary
John Byrne) leaves us hanging with the dean wanting Ryan to leave, because Ray Palmer's legacy has come again full circle, and he prefers Ryan alive than dead. we also see the serial killer, properly known as
Dwarfstar, skulking in the shadows and planning more misdeeds. given all these things stacked against you, you'd throw in the trowel. but some people like Ryan, after tasting the rush of adrenaline and superheroics (despite his doubts), can't. means i gotta follow suit.
what he said.-----
issues read: #1-4
