Showing posts with label Adam Hughes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Adam Hughes. Show all posts

Thursday, January 14, 2010

snaps: Catwoman #83

... where we have the requisite Blackest Night crossover. is this a one-shot deal? the original Black Mask comes back to haunt Selina, and even with help from her little friends in Gotham City Sirens, this battle may have even more damaging consequences. man, i miss Adam Hughes covers on Catwoman (Jim Balent slowly shaking head at me).


zero points for originality, Black Mask; somebody already did that.


somebody mistakenly believed in Luke Wilson and AT&T.


really, there should be a Blackest Night video game. should be as fun as Left for Dead or Dead Rising.


awwww, look who needs more practice in Batman: Arkham Asylum.



Warrior Nun Areala, anyone?

Thursday, June 18, 2009

please do not take these out of context

even though they're begging to.

the 2nd issue of Power Girl has Kara going toe-to-toe with the Ultra-Humanite (basically a supergenius brain who keeps transplanting himself into powerful bodies, after watching pro wrestling in the '90s). the way the layouts, dialogue and themes go ... is it just me, or is the whole thing some kind of sweaty, creepy, weird mating ritual?

the UH wants to put his brain in Karen's body, for the selfish purpose of near immortality of course. but that already smacks of gender bending and fetishism. male brain? female body? especially a wolf-whistle-inducing female body??

this is supposed to be a fun comic after all ... especially with the title character sporting a pair of humongous funbags assets. lots of sly references would be the norm, despite the title initials being "PG" but there's no such restrictions on the front cover.

yes, i may be reading too much into this. look at this shot:



for once, its the animal doling out the abuse. but the look on UH's face, and his proximity to the mountains ... lordy.


let's see some dialogue:




yes, yes, a sick monkey indeed. if you didn't know the UH's intentions, you'd think he was some kind of a jealous psycho stalker, the one that needs to be served a court order.

here's another: "surrender your body to me ..."



huh. a jilted lover, i suppose. man, these pages drip testosterone. or something.

the sweaty mating ritual continues. grappling, punching, kicking ... its like a masochistic dance. now we see UH behind PG. which is not a bad place to be (wink, wink).




and for the coup de grace ... a victorious UH, bracing himself with his arms over a prostate and beaten PG ... awww c'mon!!



but wait, there's more! how did UH get this way? of course he needs to have his origin story for new readers, because the old one kind of needed some Advil to go along with it. turns out he had a sexy diabolical assistant who introduced him to the ways of love ... WHEN HE WAS ALREADY IN A GORILLA BODY!!!!!!



oy.


trans/crossgenderism, rape, bestiality ... they're actually slipping one right by us. but what do i know? youse guys are the experts. and the much more mature. as in Victor.



one little tidbit: Adam Hughes signs his covers with "AH!", while Gene Ha signs his with "HA!" so if they do a cover jam, i expect it to be signed as "AH-HA!"

thank you, i'm here all week.

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Power Girl #2

Friday, May 8, 2009

Monday, May 28, 2007

free MJ!

aside from Harry Osborn turning into a hero (at the behest of his own "Alfred the Butler"), the other pet peeve i have over Spider-Man 3 (and i slowly realized that over the years) is that Kiki Dunst is no Mary Jane Watson.

i mean, this statuette is more stunning and has more personality than Kiki.



Kiki has nothing on this va-va-voom! (and that term used to be exclusive to Betty, which in the Spidey canon, is Gwen Stacy, as opposed to MJ's Veronica)



too bad, there's a waiting list. is that because they're auditioning her for Spider-Man 4? why do you need to audition her? she's a lock, dammit!

i realize that the statuette has created such a furor among feminists and female fans, and made national news, but c'mon ... its just a statue. there were more scantily-clad and provocatively-posing female comic characters in last February's NY Comic-Con. and i don't even mean the porcelain ones. i didn't see anyone raising a howl of protest. they're still publishing Vampirella, right?

thanks, Adam Hughes, for saving us from Kiki Dunst. can we digitally edit the upcoming Spider-Man 3 DVD and replace the Dunster with your creation?