Showing posts with label Danny Miki. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Danny Miki. Show all posts

Friday, August 20, 2010

punchout part 1

drive-by readings

Incredible Hulk #611 (Marvel)
"Sons of Wrath"
Greg Pak
Paul Pelletier
Danny Miki
Frank D'Armata
Simon Bowland
John Romita Jr/Klaus Janson/Dean White (cover)
Dale Keown (variant cover)

what we learned: monsters have hearts after all. after almost laying waste to Washington DC and Ocean City, MD (wassup, OC???), Hulk and Skaar finally come to terms and accept their past, and perhaps forge a future. am still weirded out by Banner or Hulk not aware of each other, but the days of dumb Hulk are long gone (save in Marvel Super Hero Squad), so the smart Hulk should not be constrained from Banner anymore eh? for this Heroic Age, let's have one freakin' smart Hulk/Banner and be a positive force in the MU in the foreseeable future.
oh shit moment: Banner hugs Skaar, and we can finally close the book on loose cannons. hopefully.
what's next: Hulk takes Skaar to Disney World!!!


and the snot. don't forget to wipe off the snot.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

snaps: Incredible Hulk #610

... where Bruce Banner saves the world again, right before he destroys it. peace will never be in his vocabulary. also, goodbye, Leo?



oh, isn't that father-daughter thing creepy?


Amadeus Cho vs Modok for Biggest Egghead of 2010!!!



always the same mistake: too many dramatics, not enough action. boooooooo!!!


yes, you can also buy it in the Apple App Store for $4.99.


oh, now you want to do something worthwhile??

Sunday, March 21, 2010

clothes make the man

or lack of it. hey, does everyone in the Marvel U have stretch costumes these days? for that 0.09% chance that the Leader can turn anyone of them into Hulks??



for War Machine, i guess he needs to have Tony modify the armor that so it can sort of stretch. wait, isn't he like a cyborg?

Sunday, January 24, 2010

snaps: Incredible Hulk #606

... where i find myself confused as to what the Fall of the Hulks is all about. well, if it ends up reducing the Hulk population to 1, then that's fine. as much as i liked Planet Hulk and World War Hulk, they begat crazy shit that Peter David would cringe at. we wouldn't get any answers anytime soon anyway (unless you troll the message boards), so let's just make fun of this as we go along. Jeph Loeb contributes to this thing, so draw your own conclusions.


New Yorkers already forgot what the Hulk did a couple of years ago.


how do they get Old Power anyway? Sakaar sends a weekly supply via FedEx?


Dr. Doom is a difficult music teacher to work under.


i guess Skaar doesn't like talking to the hand.


in the last couple of months, Doom has been humiliated by Norman Osborn, the Black Panthers, and now Bruce Banner and the Leader. a dumb ray? even Reed Richards didn't think of that.


"ummmm ... Douchebag!"


we know Jennifer was a snot-nosed kid back then, but this is just ridiculous.

Monday, December 28, 2009

snaps: X-Men Legacy #231

... where Blindfold's tweets with Destiny lands a bunch of them in Muir Isle and come face to face with an old enemy (who of course was supposed to be dead, as usual). oh, and Magneto gets slapped down by Rogue. which could trigger another meltdown back to supervillain status in issue #250.

1) Rogue demonstrates the tuck-and-roll to Blindfold.


2) in another lifetime, Kurt, you would have a steel bar wrapped your throat for that comment.


3) careful there, Mags - that 'child's' brother is upfront piloting the plane. oh, wait, he joined your cause that day, and that child (editorially) came back to life eventually anyway. ok, fine, you can talk.


4) Psylocke. Husk. on the same plane. hmmm. nobody noticed this?


5) lookit!!! a Maggott sighting! X-fans do the wave!!!

Sunday, December 20, 2009

who goes topless to the shrink?

of course, it wouldn't be Tony Soprano!

it's just the last decent Hulk character taking the step over to the dark side.



so this was the whole "WTF is a Red Hulk" thing leading to. Dr. Leonard Samson, psychologist to the superstars, has battling his own demons and has finally snapped. thank you, Jeph Loeb. we are so friggin' enlightened.

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Hulk #18

Saturday, November 28, 2009

snaps: Thor Giant-Size Finale

... where we come "Full Circle" and do facepalms because we knew right from the start that Loki was going to pull this kind of shit eventually. why can't the Asgardians see that?


1) bowling ball headgear is hot in Asgard right now.


2) and also, pay-per-view. especially those that star Volstagg.


3) DoomBots have harddrive wipes a la cyanide pills. awesome!


4) Bill Killed! (i just wanted to say that. sue me.)


5) and that image will be burned in my memory for 72 hours at least. argh.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Sunday, November 1, 2009

hamburgered Hillary

well, well, we know where Mark Millar's political leanings lie, don't we? after all, he did create the Ultimates.







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Ultimate Avengers #3

Saturday, September 12, 2009

drive-by readings TPB: Rise & Fall of the Shi'ar Empire


Uncanny X-Men: Rise and Fall of the Shi'ar Empire (Marvel)
Ed Brubaker
Billy Tan
Clayton Henry
Danny Miki
Allen Martinez
Mark Morales
Frank D'Armata
Wil Quintana
Joe Caramagna
Chris Eliopoulos
John Watson (other covers)
picking up from where he left off in Deadly Genesis, Ed Brubaker lays in the foundations for the ascension of the third Summers brother Vulcan as a powerhouse villain to be reckoned with, culminating in last summer's War of Kings.

with ol' Charlie Xavier messing up by not telling everything to Scott and Alex, he tries to make up for it by putting an ad hoc team together and try to stop Gabriel/Vulcan from annihilating the Shi'ar Empire - surprisingly, Scott doesn't put up much resistance, considering that team includes Alex and his alternate timeline daughter, Rachel. Xavier's lineup of choice also has Warpath (link to "second" X-team), Nightcrawler (perfect swashbuckler), Darwin (link to the real "second" X-team), and Lorna Dane/Polaris, whom they rescued just for this mission. Xavier's a real sneaky bastard, ain't he?

Vulcan prepares for any pursuit from Earth, so as soon as he gets the chance (by hijacking a Shi'ar military ship) he disables all Shi'ar stargates needed to jump back to the Shi'ar homeworld Chandilar. Xavier, himself commandeering an old Shi'ar ship (see, i told you he's sneaky), is stunned when he finds out (actually, he's also pleased, considering he trained Vulcan). now, where's Richard Dean Anderson/McGyver to cobble up a stargate when you need him? no McGyver, but a small Shi'ar space station (think 7/11) provides the stranded mutants supplies - and a challenge, as it turns out its manned by Skrulls (altogether now: "Secret Invasion!"). saving the two remaining Shi'ar in it, they proceed through Shi'ar space. unknown to Xavier, the two Shi'ar recognize his bald plate anywhere (he's like the Bin Laden of Shi'ar worlds) and wait for the chance to deliver his criminal mind to the bosses.

Vulcan, meanwhile, has grabbed the attention of the Shi'ar high command, with his stargate-destroying habits, and has come face to face with the Imperial Guard. he gives them a run for their money, but goes down for the count. meanwhile, the Shi'ar dispatch a new character, Korvus, who wields the Blade of the Phoenix (don't ask - just play SoulCalibur IV) and can track down the host of the Phoenix Force (currently Rachel). as you all know, the Shi'ar hate the Phoenix Force with a passion equal to their love of feathered helmets. Korvus slips into Xavier's ship, takes everybody down, except Rachel who bonds with the sliver of the Phoenix Force in his blade (don't take that figuratively, dirty minds! - maybe later). too late, the two sneaky Shi'ar take Xavier hostage and get away using Korvus' own ship ... with the inimitable Darwin in tow. Darwin, for those who don't keep up with Marvel's merry mutants, has the power of surviving - he can adapt himself to anything and you can't use the same tactic on him the second time. so the only way to defeat him is to kill him the first time around. wow, another near-omnipotent individual in the Marvel U. i'm at a loss how they haven't destroyed themselves by now.

Korvus, a contrived character whose sole reason for existence is to have a male romantic Romeo for Rachel - kidding! - helps them use their powers to use to bypass those pesky stargates, and find the - yes, of course, they'll be in this one - Starjammers, who are preparing for war. apparently, a coup de'tat has occurred in that time, as Chancellor Araki makes his move, takes Lilandra captive, and unleashes the biggest reversal of all Shi'ar-related X-Men stories - the resurrection of once-Emperor D'Ken! why?? because they KEN!!!

but wait, wasn't he Vulcan's target in the first place? hell, yeah - if you were forcibly ripped from his mom's womb and force-grown to become an adolescent slave, you'd certainly have issues. captured by the Imperial Guard, he's set up to meet Lilandra's sister Deathbird, imprisoned and hidden for years, as part of Araki's scheme to bring all the Shi'ar GOP party together again. Vulcan's hatred for D'Ken is tempered by the still-smolderingly sexy Deathbird, who understandably, has been without uhm, a male companion for a long time (hello, Bishop, how goes the baby-hunting?). Vulcan agrees to team up with the right-wing crowd up until his wedding to Deathbird, with the casual tossing of a captured Xavier into the M'Kraan Crystal as a digestif ...

... that's when all hell breaks loose as Lilandra's forces (including a former general - think Maximus in Gladiator, only much older) and the Starjammers crash the party. in the segue between the last two issues, two major characters bite the dust - and by only one hand (you can tell whose)! Lilandra would have made it the third, but as it turns out, this was a temporary reprieve. she sends a recovered Xavier (thanks to the crystal), Darwin, Warpath, Nightcrawler and a wrong-place-wrong-time Hepzibah back to Earth, especially to the latter's consternation (temporarily, as she would soon get over her grief by knocking boots with Warpath), before continuing the fight against the other half of her divided empire.

as fate would have it, Alex would become the new leader of the Starjammers, along with Lorna and Rachel and Korvus, joining holdovers Ch'od and Raza. current readers would know where this would all lead to.

with such an ambitious-sounding title, a 12-issue run should hold up, and Brubaker masterfully makes it so. this was artist Billy Tan's coming-out party, although he reminds me more of David Finch and a raw Michael Silvestri (there's that Top Cow influence and training) and there are times the characters have disproportionate limbs. i love Clayton Henry's three-issue contributions (the Vulcan parts). in light of the much-hailed Messiah CompleX (comprising a much wider X-cast), this one holds it own, and will be a joy to re-read for years to come (completists should have Deadly Genesis and Emperor Vulcan, and possibly War of Kings).

Thursday, August 13, 2009

drive-by readings: Ultimate Avengers #1


Ultimate Avengers #1 (Marvel)
"The Next Generation, Part 1 of 6"
Mark Millar
Carlos Pacheco
Danny Miki
Justin Ponsor
Cory Petit
Laura Martin
Leinil Yu/Jason Keith (variant cover)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand Mark Millar's back in the Ultimate line. i confess i haven't read Ultimatum yet from end to end. i'm vaguely aware of Magneto going nuts, a Biblical flood, Wolverine killing Multiple Man, Blob eating the Wasp, and most of the mutants dead as well. now we have the Ultimates - the Avengers - rebuilding their world post-Armageddon. looks like everyone got infected by Hawkeye's suicidal-take-no-prisoners-approach, even Captain America casually tosses bad guys out of a helicopter, or its just a bad day to take on the Avengers. anyhoo, most of it is a flashback with Cap and Hawkeye dealing with A.I.M. and Cap meeting the Red Skull (for the first time) - and the ugly jerk (looking like Crossbones) is ostensibly his son. pretty much Cap goes AWOL after that (more backstory to come) and Nick Fury is brought back to head a special ops team to bring Cap back in.

i've been a fan of Carlos Pacheco (Avengers Forever is a treasured book) and i'm astonished at this new level of amazing interior art - maybe its Danny Miki's inks. suffice it to say: wow.

if anything at all, this is NOT Ultimates 3. and thank God for that.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Peter Parker liplocks NYC Mayor



not only once, but twice!


can you imagine Hizzoner Mike Bloomberg in this pose? eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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Amazing Spider-Man #547, 554

Friday, January 23, 2009

who wants to be an Avengenaire?

a whole lot, apparently.

so we got them Assembled, then Disassembled, then we got them New, and we got them Mighty. now we got them reassembled again. sorta.


led by reluctant cross-dressing leader the Wasp (cough, cough! that's frakking Henry Pym, regardless of what side his toast is buttered on!), we have a cornucopia of former and not-yet members: the ill-tempered fake Captain America USAgent, Hercules, Amadeus Cho (who engages Pym in a smarts peeing contest), Jocasta, Cassie Lang, the Jonas Brother (sorry, the Vision currently known as Jonas), and - surprise, surprise - the dumb green Hulk! all gathered (and another mindfuck) by the Scarlet Witch. who may or may not be a Skrull. oh, that storyline's over?

anyway, they've been brought together to fight ... a Chton-possessed Quicksilver, who's bent on ... remaking reality. oh, this storyline's not over??


if that wasn't enough to reduce your brain to jello, let's have the flipside of the bright, cheery colors ... (drumroll, high hat) the DARK Avengers!!!


hey!!! it's like the '90s all over again (was the Mike Deodato art not enough of a hint?). let's see, we have Noh-Varr, enhanced Kree warrior who's probably the second-most powerful of this group; Moonstone masquerading as Ms. Marvel; Daken donning his dad's brown duds; Bullseye as Hawkeye (2nd most dangerous); Venom shrunk to black-costume Spidey-size; and the two turncoats - Ares and the Sentry (the most powerful guy here). i don't believe these two, but it makes for good drama.

and then of course, we have

Norman Effin Osborn

as the fucking

Iron.

Patriot.



Iron Patriot?


pretty soon, the name "Avengers" will be as reputable as someone who calls himself an "X-Man". if it isn't already.

(Iron Patriot?! WTF-!! Obama knows about this???)


btw, the Vision who is a Jonas brother is a fucking copout. trying to impress a guuuuurlllll. did you delete your Milli Vanilli collection? oh, that's right; he isn't that Vision.




(again, Iron Patriot?! WTF!!! just for picking that name alone, Osborn deserves to be put down)

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Dark Avengers #1, Mighty Avengers #21

Thursday, July 31, 2008

you hit like a girl! #10

if you are fit, you must acquit!

as Elektra does, in her final battle trying to prevent the Skrull takeover.










too bad, she can't handle brute force. she gets taken down, replaced and now the Marvel Universe is in deep doo-doo. thanks a lot, Elektra.

by the way, one of the Elektras up there is a Skrull. but you knew that already.


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Mighty Avengers #16

Wednesday, January 3, 2007

lonely is the knight

Moon Knight
Charlie Huston/David Finch/Danny Miki
Marvel


Moon Knight is one of those fringe B-List characters who can wow you a few times, then be uninteresting most of the time. it was nuts to make him an Avenger, because basically he's Batman without the capability to work well with others. but left alone, he can be a little iffy sometimes, and mostly better left with cameo appearances, not a full-fledged ongoing series. that being said, the Doug Moench/Bill Sienkewicz run of the '80s seems to be the defining period of the character.

apparently, someone at Marvel (would that be you, Mr. Joe Quesada?) thought this soldier-of-fortune/avenging-knight-of-an-Egyptian-god shtick still had some legs in it, so they brought in crime fiction writer Charlie Huston to pen a few stories. if this is gonna be a successful experiment like Brad Meltzer over at DC, that remains to be seen.

the new series serves as a re-introduction for casual readers who Moon Knight is, but at the same time keeping his previous timeline intact. we find Marc Spector (who used to have to two other aliases and a gazillion multiple personalities) a broken man, doing nothing but pop pills and brood all day. he has apparently lost all hope to live, abandoned by his girl and his friends, and subsequently has no desire to continue the work for his god, Konshu.


he even talks to Konshu, blaming him for his ills, because he feels abandoned. even his ex, Marlene thinks years of doing the superhero thing made him completely lose his marbles (if not his balls). having died and resurrected a couple of times can do that to you (that, and being demoted to the D-List and not being invited to superhero Christmas parties).

"uh ... you mean, like Iron Man?"

this six-issue arc devotes its energies to getting Spector back into the game, and practically reintroducing himself to his supporting cast. Spector apparently seems to have been in a daze for a long time, as he discovers his driver/pilot/sidekick Frenchie is ... gay.

that should make you choke on your italian sausage

long story short: somebody tries to kill Frenchie, Spector is galvanized back into action. so why didn't anybody try to do this earlier? the villains of the piece are the new Committee, children of the previous one, who instead of whacking Spector while in a vulnerable state, try to toy with him and recruit him to their cause, before giving up and finally giving him a thumbs down. if there's one thing we've learned over the years on how NOT to get things done, its by forming a committee.

the Committee hires the Taskmaster, the ultimate mercenary, whose "special power" is his ability to mimic anyone's skills, to kill Moon Knight. Taskmaster doesn't usually indulge directly in these pursuits; he prefers training the bad guys in the Marvel universe. however, the new Sony Bravia came out and he needed the fast cash to avail of the post-Christmas price slash at Best Buy.

"H-D-T-V, babyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!"

so Marlene, despite being an ex, knows what to do in emergency situations, and brings an injured Spector to his secret lair in Long Island (what th-?) where he has a storage facility of vehicles, weapons and costumes (what th-?, again).

to the Batc- ... eeep! wrong Cave!


here we have a Lambda-class shuttle taking off from - oops. wrong movie set.

Moon Knight goes off and does the avenging work he does so well, not to mention, reciting the slogan he learned by rote.

"gimme a V, gimme an E, gimme an N, gimme ... ah what the crap, just say it!!!"

Taskmaster, like most teachers, is big on the theories and sorely lacking on the practical execution. once Moon Knight gets back into the cowl, he's toast.

at least he has a sense of humor

Huston leaves us a twist wherein we are left to ponder whether Spector was indeed jumpstarted by the events around him, or whether ... his fractured brain concocted all of this crap.


i have no doubt Finch's art fits the bill here. its just that i can't help seeing his previous works, Ascension and/or The Darkness, in most of it. at least the New Avengers have bright colors. that being said, i managed to snag his autograph for a couple of my books, and wonder if he was undergoing chemotherapy (really, he slightly resembles the ex-KGB agent who claimed he was poisoned by Russian President Vladimir Putin's minions, but with a bright, unpoisoned smile of course).


gratuitous violence? what gratuitous violence?

now that we got one more psycho hero loose on the streets, let's see if the next storyline keeps us interested.
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issues read: #1-6