joke's on them

drive-by readings

Batman & Robin #14 (DC) "Batman and Robin Must Die! Part 2: The Triumph of Death" Grant Morrison Frazer Irving Pat Brosseau Frank Quitely (cover)

what we learned: not one to be overshadowed or upstaged, the Joker wants to get back at the Black Glove/Thomas Wayne/Dr. Hurt/whatever the shit's calling himself these days. to this end, he has Batman and Robin (and the Commish Gordon) as chess pieces, and Gotham City and its residents as collateral damage. wheeeeeeeeee!
oh shit moment: Damian getting himself captured by the Joker. that'll work wonders with his confidence.
what's next: i want the current Dynamic Duo get out of this without the Bat family getting involved. ok, maybe Alfred.


after years of rejection, Miss Piggy finally snapped.

your Saturday night eeewww moment

/goes to clean nose just in case Ray Palmer has to operate on me

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The Brave and the Bold #31

i don't think this is a good idea.

mashups, just for the sake of being mashups, sound lazy. maybe it was fun in the '90s, but no one's laughing now. well, maybe some. at the ridiculousness of it all.

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Superman/Batman #60

I. WON.

now do me one better!!

you hit like a girl! #14

can you imagine getting hit with a baton on the mouf mouth, and wondering if said baton got broken in the course of slamming on your mouth, and what effect would it have on your teef teeth?



well, the Joker knows.

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Birds of Prey #124

scary movie

who scares you most? who haunts your dreams? note that only one of them is actually alive.

the joke never gets old

cliffhanger of the week!



the Joker vs. Barbara Gordon ... one more time!

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Birds of Prey #22

those republicans

its just been a couple of days since the end of the RNC in St. Paul, MN, and just a week since the announcement of the Republican VP candidate, and shovels have unearthed a lot of crap already. such is politics in the free world.

well, what can i say ... these are the Elephants for November.


your president wants to pick a fight with every country who doesn't toe the conservative right-wing American way (and he has the scars to prove it!!), can't read a teleprompter, can't talk straight anymore, and is one heart attack away from giving the White House to ...



your veep has sneaked up the ladder of American politics, leaving bodies in her wake, lied about some pregnancy details, wants to clean up our books because of inappropriate language, and can hunt wild animals if necessary (even if they are of the sapien type). but she hates polar bears ... because we need oil!



wait, what does this have to do with comics? well, given the choices above, we might as well have gotten this dude below!

i mean, how worse can it get eh??

of course, we all know who's orchestrating these things ...

kiss kiss bang bang

The Joker has his own fatality [Mortal Kombat vs DC]! click on pic below to watch. [ripten.com]



might be interesting enough to buy .... hmmm. would they have Power Girl and Black Canary? yes? sold!

guess who's back

fools!!!

am still alive!!!

don't believe me? this Lisa chick ghostwrote for me - its all part of the masterplan!! take note, Chris Nolan and i thought this up way, waaaaaaay back.

thought you could quit me, could ya?

if you're not feeling it, you will this July ... when you're forking that cash over to me. me!! me!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

TTFN,
H.L.