skullduggery

its official: Hugo Weaving is the Red Skull (via majorspoilers.com)



anybody know a single actor who's had bigger footprints in quality sci-fi/fantasy/comic movies in the past decade or so? (yes, we're kinda counting his Megatron voiceover in those abominable Transformers films, only because they earned kajillions)

snaps: Captain America: Reborn #6

... where everything's anti-climatic. two new pieces of information: there's an apocalyptic future coming (well, that's not news) and recite this phrase before you go to bed: "like father, like daughter."

i didn't know Sam swung that way.


you mean the Canadian cable company right?


first, she gets mind-controlled and shoots Steve. now, she makes the Red Skull like the green giant. way to go, Sharon!!!


seriously though: Bryan Hitch's art has been getting ... painful, shall we say, in the past year or so. this is not The Authority and Ultimates vol. 1 .


if its painful for us, how much more for Steve? his torso seems have been Kate Moss-ed.


they're running? are they catching the Acela back to New York? where the hell's Cloak?

by the way, does this mean they had him all along, before Clint went nuts and went to kill Osborn and the girls had to rescue him? shouldn't Steve have led the charge? who coordinates all these stories??

so ... it didn't take that long eh? it wasn't that long ago when i wrote this.





for Ed Brubaker's next trick: Jean Grey is coming back. and as a bonus, so will Uncle Ben.

snaps: Captain America: Reborn #5

... where we're still an issue away from finding out who the hell is in Captain America's body. bring me the head of the scheduling mooks who are responsible for this!

1) why the hell is he laughing when he has the pink eye? (also, who laughs like "byahahahahaa"??)


2) oh, so sticks and stones, and and also words, can break your bones.


3) so that spells out "Super M.O.D.O.K. Super Heroes" ... M.O.R.O.N.


and if they don't get to kill even one superhero ... well, well, somebody has to return their friggin' bailout money!!!!

Steve Rogers has cool contacts

just kidding. that's the Red Skull realizing his ultimate dream (again) of inhabiting Steve Rogers's body (that sounded creepy).

so, does this mean in the upcoming Siege, "Capskull America" fights alongside Thor and presumably Tony Stark to bring down Norman Osborn? holy fecal matter!

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Captain America: Reborn #4