... where the Epic Failure Known As Clint Barton is rescued by a bunch of chicks (the return of Jessica Jones to superheroing!). also, Norman Osborn needs to change the locks of his house now that the Red Skull is back. sorry, did i say Red Skull? i meant Steve Rogers. or whoever is inside that blue-eyed, blonde, all-American hunky body.
1) yes, make jokes. we need to change your codename to Fail.
2) also, do they really have the real Hawkeye in custody, or is that the Abominable Snowman?
3) they're just right there flying around Brooklyn, and you can't find them? bring back Tony Stark, ya loser!!
4) Carol washes the dishes .... with her gloves on (yeah, she's sensitive to Dawn).
5) the Red Skull wants you. to buy Siege. all four issues. and their 2nd and 3rd printings. and the variants. and the trade.