Saturday, November 21, 2009

sheboygan makes good sausages!

and if USAgent says so, you better believe it!!! Wisconsin represent!!!




* just in case you had to ask, legendary Marvel editor, Captain America writer, and USAgent co-creator Mark Gruenwald hails from Oshkosh, WI. all hail the Patron Saint of Marveldom!

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USAgent #1

Friday, November 20, 2009

from there to here

evolution of the superhero movie [via koldkast.tv]

yes, James Marsden sucks. one of these days, am going to recast the X-Men circa 2009.

snaps: Mighty Avengers #31

... where a good ol' time is had by all Avengers, Young and Mighty.

1) yep, its the founding Avenger whose also-founding-Avenger wife you boinked. YOU'RE in trouble now.


2) is that your way of atoning? hitting on the guy? (whoooops, did i say "hit"? sorry, Hank.)


3) how does he know? well, well, well ... let's just say it involves carnal knowledge.


4) Ban Luck is Good Luck for USAgent, Ugly American.


5) i'm a driver, not a fighter. wait, i do both!


6) whoa, whoa ... wasn't that Green Arrow and the Ray Palmer Atom?!?


7) well, next time you can call yourselves the "Masters of the Evil Brotherhood". sounds like a Broadway show.


8) for the fastest guy in the room, he's sure sloooooooow on the uptake. how many times he's pulled this kind of shit already?

snaps: Punisher #11

thoughts on FrankenCastle, episode 1.


1) the Japanese are just insane. i mean, really. funny insane.


2) how did the Dormammu end up on the side of benevolent monsters? (i kid, i kid)


3) FRANK IS RIGHT!!!!


4) well, HIS name is Jack Russell, innit??


5) Peter Parker must be smarting at the sight of these Goblin Gliders in wide use.



i'm not yet totally swayed by this new direction for the Punisher, despite some quarters praising it for its fresh and alternative take. something's off. or i just need to wean myself off sucking on Garth Ennis' teats. ahhh, shit, now that image is gonna stick with me for the rest of the day. dammit.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

snaps: S.W.O.R.D. #1

what we learned in S.W.O.R.D. #1: (take note, this book is not by the Luna Brothers!)


1) Hank McCoy apparently evolved into a dog-like horse. or a horse-like dog. whatever. it's scary.


and not only that, his head apparently wants to challenge Modok in the 2010 "World's Biggest Head" Championship.


2) who needs Lou Dobbs, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity or Fox News? Henry Gyrich is HERE!!!


3) apparently, Mr. Freeze is imprisoned in the Peak as some sort of emphatic Googling machine.


4) Lockheed is a fucking drunk.


5) That being said, the bugger still cares for Kitty. yay! finally somebody's doing something about it. (no thanks to you, Joss Whedon.)

Monday, November 16, 2009

snaps: Deadpool #17

thoughts from Deadpool #17 ...

1) this is why flatscans must die. they're dumb and cause angina.


2) Domino and Emma got facial surgery from Deadpool's doctor


3) doesn't he shoot beams out of his ass too?


4) no telepathy link means X-Men must look like douchebags. minus bluetooth.


5) Logan, Jean Grey (Scott's wife), Domino (Scott's son's ex-gf): you do the math. next up: either Rachel or Hope Summers. don't say i didn't warn ya.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

just in time to celebrate the 27th

whoooops. ok, its not the Yankees. but imagine Stephen Strange as a douchebag fan. apparently, if he didn't become Sorcerer Supreme, you'd see him in games a lot more.




WWNNS? (What Would Night Nurse Say?)

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Strange #1