snaps: Dark Avengers Annual #1

... where Noh-Varr is shown to be a lot more needy than we thought.

1) guess who looks like a penis!! a Space Ghost Penis!!!


2) apparently, he's not really seeing the illegal aliens surrounding him, right, Lou Dobbs?


3) wait, shouldn't Noh-Varr be talking to Medusa or Crystal, not this Cthulthu-inspired know-it-all whose answer for evolution is to nuke his own people??


4) yes, and the best way to do that is to hang around with a hip and trendy NYU student!



5) so, he got saved from the time trap then? did Reborn end already? did the printing schedule fuck up again? hey, wait, that's the RED SKULL!!!