... where apparently Ronald Reagan lost the Cold War, and someone luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuvs StarGirl so much he kidnaps her. man, she's still a kid!! you are so deaaaaaad!! and it reads like Fables because we get a lot of torn clothing off a female (well, its just PG, but hey.....)
1) Putin? Vladimir Putin, is that you?
2) apparently, one of the JSA members is some sort of Disney mascot. (hey! wrong company! rrrrrrraaaawwwwrrrrrr!)
3) geeez. then we should be really scared of the "extraordinary staff"!
4) well, pardon me for being illiterate!!!!
5) hey, Disney mascot!! whatchu lookin' at??