Sunday, December 27, 2009

snaps: Ares #3

... where we learn choking your son to death is okay if the bastard attempts to have you drawn and quartered. Kieron Gillen's three-issue dissertation on the God of War ends satisfactorily from this point of view.

1) hey lookit, everyone, Ares is now an X-Man!!!

2) what, and get stabbed and decapitated by Deadpool?

3) Ares learns the true meaning of "in your face!"

4) and the room fell silent, awkwardly. the joke fell flatter than Kiera Knightley.

5) i bet you pee on yourself too. in the mirror.

6) okay, so where the hell did Ares get the coins to put on their eyes? he had spare change to take the subway, just in case?

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