snaps: Astonishing X-Men #33

... where the team gets a little bit closer to the dude named Kaga who read a bunch of X-comics and crossovers in the '90s, found that mutants were a bad thing, and proceeded to use genetics and tech-wizardry to kill our heroes. he even uses the head of Paradigm, a poor man's Douglock, to interface with his techno-organic monstrosities, and as a taunting object. too bad, the two characters who can easily fix this shit - Kitty Pryde and Jesse Aaronson - are not in the picture. or are they?

1) and Scott said, 'let there be light' and there was ...


2) with Jubilee's impending return, i sense a catfight soon for the right to be Logan's Spunky, Wisecracking & Cute Asian Sidekick.


3) and morning, noon and night, i'll give ya ... head!


4) ok ... Cat Beast vs Dog Beast ... who ya got????



5) you and me both, Cyke!!!

snaps: S.W.O.R.D. #1

what we learned in S.W.O.R.D. #1: (take note, this book is not by the Luna Brothers!)


1) Hank McCoy apparently evolved into a dog-like horse. or a horse-like dog. whatever. it's scary.


and not only that, his head apparently wants to challenge Modok in the 2010 "World's Biggest Head" Championship.


2) who needs Lou Dobbs, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity or Fox News? Henry Gyrich is HERE!!!


3) apparently, Mr. Freeze is imprisoned in the Peak as some sort of emphatic Googling machine.


4) Lockheed is a fucking drunk.


5) That being said, the bugger still cares for Kitty. yay! finally somebody's doing something about it. (no thanks to you, Joss Whedon.)