Showing posts with label Darkseid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Darkseid. Show all posts

Sunday, August 29, 2010

bullet day, i will giant you

drive-by readings

Batman #702 (DC)
"Part Two: Batman's Last Case"
Grant Morrison
Tony Daniel
Ian Hannin
Travis Lanham

what we learned: the missing details of how Batman disappeared over Final Crisis/Batman R.I.P. and got stranded in time. the smartest man in the universe figures it all out as he gets Omega Sanction-ed. Darkseid makes it the trap for the ages and something you can't get out of, but Bats inadvertently creates a hole in it by killing Darkseid with his magic bullet.
oh shit moment: Scott Free, i think you should give up your title as the Universe's best escape artist.
what's next: do you know what my next cologne is? its Essence of Bullet.


Batman lost braincells on his trip backwards in time, he couldn't even spell his name.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

apocalypse soon

the following posters have found their way to the funnybooks this month. i gather they're all related to DC's upcoming crossover event, Final Crisis (quick question: when did DC have a significant and interesting crossover not named 'Crisis' or segueing into a 'Crisis'?).



i assume those are Darkseid's eyes. there seems to be no other villain worth their salt with staying power (Mongul? Sinestro? Superboy Prime? ehhhhh ...).

listen, here's a thought: instead of conning us fans with the taglines (when we know the do-gooders will save the day anyway), why not say what you mean. when Darkseid wins, change the whole focus of the DC universe to one that's controlled by the bad guys for a full year. the resistance (of course there will be) will be building up and the fight for freedom will happen in Summer 2009. full 12 months of evil stomping on Superman, Batman and the common man. do you have the guts to do that, Dan DiDio?




"insurrection" - an act of open revolt against civil authority or established government. the dude above seems to be either Gog or Magog. anyway, one of the Gogs. and he seems to be the leader of an insurrection. against whom? is he with Darkseid? or is he rebelling against Darkseid? i wonder what they see with this insignificant little planet full of idiots and dilettantes, corrupt civil servants and useless douchebags. i'm sure even Batman would agree slightly on that one.




yes, i have a few. does this mean all the current Titans will be, shall we say ... whacked? did somebody feel lonely (yes, i'm talking to you, Beast Boy) and whined that they needed a reunion? if Nightwing is taking back the reins of Titan leadership, does that mean Robin (Tim Drake) will be replacing ...



... because he's dead?



nah, can't be dead?

for real?

you kidding me?

what happens to The Dark Knight Returns?

seriously.

c'mon.

'sides, Robin's just a kid.


hey, Joker died, not Batman ....


anyone?