illegal immigrant gives up citizenship, breaks Internet

ah, the brouhaha that comics cause nowadays. the medium has gone a long way from merely sending conservatives into a frenzy because it allegedly poisons the minds of kids. oh, wait. we're still in that era, aren't we?

it has been awhile since Supes has made a blatantly political statement (hmm, we should probably count his "Walk Across America" campaign last summer). basically he's leaning closer to Batman's politics. not so much, but closer.next stop: Batman, Inc.

and what does Marvel have to say about this?

nahh, that's Glenn Beck masquerading as the Thing. we all know Benjie's a hippie and moved to France (let the surrendering jokes commence) during Marvel's Civil War.

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Action Comics #900, FF #2

well, well, going rogue eh?

for better photoshopping, go here.

wish everything was this easy

The Chameleon tries to impersonate the President-elect and leaves most of his brain at home. what a chump.


good luck, President Barack.

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The Amazing Spider-Man #583

parker posing

what would these two agree on for an x-deal?



i know! Barack would "politely request" tabloids and newspapers (that's you, DB) to lay off Spidey. in turn, he would join the Presidential Inauguration train as a security consultant, complementing the Secret Service.

vote, you geeks!

Red versus Blue
Stars over you
Mama said, Papa said
Goddamn You!!!

operation talibannihilation

breaking news!

leaked papers from the US Department of Defense show the secret weapon being readied the military to be deployed in Afghanistan and Pakistan in one big sweeping operation this coming fall. with the November presidential elections on the horizon, and the Republican bets having a credibility crisis, it is thought that a resounding and symbolic victory in the war against terror is the last remaining card the conservatives have to play to keep the White House in Republican hands.

the exact price tag of this secret weapon is yet unknown. however, upon the success of the deployment of this weapon, US allies who would like to purchase it would be qualified for employee discounts.


you're next, Ahmadinejad.

drink all the Johnny Walkers you want, Kim Jong-Il.

you have been warned, Putin. Sarah Palin can bomb your house from her place.

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from Wolverine vol.1 #85

those republicans

its just been a couple of days since the end of the RNC in St. Paul, MN, and just a week since the announcement of the Republican VP candidate, and shovels have unearthed a lot of crap already. such is politics in the free world.

well, what can i say ... these are the Elephants for November.


your president wants to pick a fight with every country who doesn't toe the conservative right-wing American way (and he has the scars to prove it!!), can't read a teleprompter, can't talk straight anymore, and is one heart attack away from giving the White House to ...



your veep has sneaked up the ladder of American politics, leaving bodies in her wake, lied about some pregnancy details, wants to clean up our books because of inappropriate language, and can hunt wild animals if necessary (even if they are of the sapien type). but she hates polar bears ... because we need oil!



wait, what does this have to do with comics? well, given the choices above, we might as well have gotten this dude below!

i mean, how worse can it get eh??

of course, we all know who's orchestrating these things ...