Squadron SupremeJ Michael Straczynski/
Gary Frank/
Jon Sibal/
Juan Barranco/
Vicente CifuentesMarvel
being a fan of the
Squadron Supreme, a middle-class version of the
Justice League, from its formative years thru pinnacle during the
Mark Gruenwald years, i eagerly followed its critically-acclaimed reboot (
Supreme Power) 4 years ago, courtesy of
Babylon 5 creator
Straczynski. my respect for Mr. Straczynski more than doubled when, even though his autograph-signing session for last February's
NY Comic Con was a ticketed event (which of course, i lost out on), he stayed behind much longer than necessary to accommodate stragglers like me. as a result, all three
Supreme Power TPBs i had bear his Hancock.
just to recap, let's have a quick roll call of the (rebooted) team:
Hyperion - the obvious
Superman, complete with the alien origin, big jaw, and whitebread alias (
Mark Milton), whose crashed spacecraft was immediately taken over by the US military and now have successfully (barely) homegrown their own super weapon. barely, because the weapon grew a conscience. at the moment, he works at an arm's length (pun intended!) for the head of the superhuman program,
General Alexander.
Nighthawk - the
Batman equivalent -
Kyle Richmond is rich, intelligent, non-powered, fights urban crime in a dark costume - except that he's African-American and has no sense of humor. has no use being in Uncle Sam's private army and thus is not a member of the Squadron as of this writing.
Power Princess - the artist who wants to be known as
Zarda has mysterious origins, ostensibly being a part of the alien race that birthed
Hyperion, and was probably sent to Earth to
destroy all humans! at least that what she believes, and given her bloodthirsty attitude, i think you'd prefer the real
Wonder Woman (who would
only break necks when extremely necessary -
like this). in fact, she got her current name,
Claire DeBussy, from a woman whom she reduced to a pile of ash.
you wouldn't want to refer to her as "my super ex-girlfriend"
The Blur -
Stanley Stewart, a human being by all accounts (and a black dude just like Nighthawk), gained super-speed about the same time
Hyperion crashes on Earth. just like the
Flash, Stan is the good boy scout and team conscience, although his innocence and idealism keep wrestling with the realpolitik.
Dr Spectrum - as you guessed, this is the
Green Lantern character. forming a bond with a crystal from
Hyperion's ship,
Col. Joe Ledger gains powers from the gem, since its now embedded in his body. is sort of the boyfriend of the next character.
Amphibian - nobody really gave her the name
Amphibian, but since the previous Squadron had an
Amphibion ("
Aquaman" for those not paying attention), well ... you get the idea. another mysterious creature resulting from the oft-mentioned alien ship crash, Ledger discovered her and gave her the name "
Kingsley". good thing he didn't call her "Ben" too. she, uh ... swims.
the rest of the team have just been recently (re)introduced to the series:
Arcanna -
Dr. Arcanna Jones, magician or scam-artist? whatever she is, she can turn bombs into flowers, or steak into dog food. if you don't get this mind over matter thing,
do not get on her bad side.
Nuke - as the name implies,
Al Gaines is a living nuclear bomb. why they even let him walk among humans is another headscratcher in the US government's long list of headscratchers.
Inertia - a lifelong abuse victim,
Edith Freiberg has a problem with authority, and also has the power to redirect kinetic energy. but inertia
per se, is the property of objects to remain as is (whether at rest or in motion) unless disturbed by an outside force. how does Edith fit her codename? if she's lazing around (inertia, from the Latin word for idleness), she has potential energy, not kinetic. so if she's moving around (specifically, in constant motion), someone has to punch her first to be able to 'redirect' that energy. i mean, if she expends her own kinetic energy (while say, running), wouldn't she just come to a complete stop because that energy is in fact, needed to keep her in motion? alright, i know you barely passed science subjects. moving on ...
Shape - a pudgy human playdough,
Shape is also mentally-challenged, making him the frequent target of the following character's insensitivity ...
Emil Burbank - the self-proclaimed smartest man on Earth,
Burbank uses his evil genius in other pursuits, like say, inventing an aural device to knock down enemy soldiers so he can shoot them one by one. his brilliant mind is only trumped by his arrogance and ego. so why is he here? well, in the words attributed to the great President
Harry Truman, "he may be a son of a bitch, but he's our son of a bitch".
last AND the least, there's
Tom Thumb, who's ... yeah, the tiny one. the
Tom Thumb i knew from my childhood years was a grumpy midget who's scientific genius was the backbone of the team. now, this version is ... just imagine you shrunk
Quagmire from
Family Guy.
with a gala public introduction presided by no less than
Dubya, the team's first mission takes place in Africa, where they are sent to stop an African dictator. however, Africa has its own superheroes (eh?), who tell the Squad to butt out and sort out the mess themselves. what about Darfur, you ask? well, the next post might be dealing with just that.
Straczynski provides great in-depth characterizations (allegedly his scripts go 50-page for a mere 22 page comic book), and i love the way he insinuates the backstory as we go along. i also like the tense dynamic between the male Big 3 (
Hyperion,
Blur and
Nighthawk), who all warily circle each other (stemming from all their adventures in the
Supreme Power series), but seem willing to stand up for each other when the chips are down. additionally, Straczynski won't be accused of stereotyping, as women and minorities have strong voices in the book; Stanley, in particular, is a fresh, contemplative, inquiring personality in a sea of gangstas and bling. he's the perfect foil for the angry
Nighthawk ("field Negro") and a tentative bosom buddy to the idealistic
Hyperion.
the team is next seen fighting in what seems to be the streets of Iraq, where we learn more about
Inertia's past, and her decision to let an abused girl mete punishment to her tormentors, to
Burbank's and
Zarda's glee.
speaking of
Zarda, here's what she usually does to recently-disarmed combatants:
that should teach Tariq a lesson about taking up arms against his superiors. yeah!!!!
of course, such brazen displays of power usually do not merit America any respect at all, so China, following the Yankee lead, wants to have their own cape army. who else should turn up, except the noted superpowered serial rapist/killer (and
Patrick Swayze mullethead)
Michael Redstone. Redstone's previous activities were stopped by the Big 3, but only after a high body count. what does the military do next? why, turn him into a WMD against hostile countries of course. they just didn't count on his mercenary instincts, and another player throwing more money in his face. way to go,
General Alexander, sir! (by the way, did i mention his name is Dick? and did i mention that Redstone in fact, was given powers because the military allowed criminals to serve as test subjects for
Hyperion's DNA?)
"hungry eyes ... one look at you and i can't disguise ..."
Redstone proceeds to beat up Hyperion, and holds an ace in the hole with a hidden ticking nuke somewhere. Zarda comes to the rescue of her amor, but Hyperion tells her to take care of the bomb, resulting in a spectacular explosion in space (and correctly eschewing Hollywood tradition, there is no "ka-boom").
with the water getting warmer, our blood gets going as an injured
Hyperion is now flanked by his two (but would not admit) closest pals -
Stanley and
Kyle - the same principals who beat Redstone the first time around.
... and .................................... ???
nothing.
issue #8 onwards had been plagued by delays and there's no word when this series is going to resume.
what the-?!?
i think
all that movie and TV work is interfering with the completion of this story arc.
ay, caramba. this is like waiting for the fall season for your favorite TV shows to resume.
let's go, Joe!!!!
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while we're at it, here's my fantasy casting call (unlimited budget):
Hyperion - Mark Wahlberg (must lose hipness and swagger)
Nighthawk - Djimon Honsou (must lose French accent)
Zarda - Tricia Helfer
Blur - Mos Def
Spectrum - Thomas Jane
Amphibian - Marilyn Manson (kidding! let's get his new bitch, Evan Rachel Wood - playing a blue-skinned finned creature seems right up her alley now)
Arcanna - Natasha Henstridge
Nuke - Ben Foster
Inertia - Jolene Blalock
Shape - Steve R. Schirripa
Burbank - Adrien Brody
Tom Thumb - Thomas Haden Church (i was thinking Vince Vaughn but he may not get rid of the paunch)
Redstone - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson? too Hawaiian plus he might look weird with a blond mullet; if Brian Bosworth is too old and hams it up, maybe we can get John Cena.
Gen. Alexander - James Cromwell
