excellent, J.T. Krul, excellent! everything is falling into place!

you're following the footsteps of James Robinson just fine. next up, Speedy.

speaking of which ...


see, that was fine work indeed!


wait, did you ever see Robinson and Krul in the same place, at the same time? are you sure???

Russel Crowe wants you ...

... to buy Green Arrow #1, on sale in June!



oh, you mean he's not Green Arrow?? didn't he have a movie opening today??

snaps: New Mutants #7

... where its back to high school for the original New Mutants, with a lot more bitching, yelling, demons, zombies, rivalries, and decapitation.

1) and don't forget Saddam was his boyfriend! (what? am sure she watches South Park!!)


2) hey, Jetstream! do you want it whole, skim, 2% or half-and-half?


3) hmmm. the 'exclamation mark' could also denote a remark line. which basically means none of your 'actions' would be executed.


4) ah, DougLock. always the best of friends.


5) Bobby learned from Bernard Pollard. yup, he did.


6) the correct answer to that is: DUH.

and now i will burn my copy of Uncanny X-Men #303

for real this time. and also that LegionQuest series.

actually, Legion's too good a villain to pass up. well, actually way too powerful, and that's probably why they killed him off the first time. why, he can make me appreciate this new series by wiping my mem-

huh? where am i? what year is this?

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New Mutants #1

the paths taken

the bloke known as Captain Midlands traps Captain Britain's new team for Plokta, Duke from Hell and manager of the Mindless Ones, in exchange for boot-knockin' time with his long-dead wife. whooopeee. (Captain Britain and MI-13 #8) in other news, Captains Thames Valley and Northumbria have petitioned said Plokta for licenses for their impending nuptials ...

over in Africa, its a friggin' pain in the arse battling evil telepaths, especially those who can possess anyone. Storm (Queen Ororo to you peasants) is pulling her silky white hair out, asking the Bright Lady how the hell will she defeat her Shadow King-possessed husband, the Black Panther (King T'Challa to you peasants). as of presstime, the Bright Lady had no comments on this turn of events.

wait - could it be this is the one rare time that T'Challa had no friggin' answer for a problem? getting possessed should have been one his priorities to guard against. Batman even had a backup personality hidden away, just in case. that's how you plan, Mr. High and Mighty Black Panther Sir.

power trip

cliffhangers of the week!

i think before i even turned the page, i knew who the hell was messing with their minds.



and for our second cliffhanger, its nice to see the Bat powered for a change (which means the outcome is still the same: a Superman beatdown).


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X-Men: Worlds Apart #1, Superman/Batman #53