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the best take on Transformers 2; all hail the Mighty God King!

why am not watching Transformers 2

they're (still) not my Transformers. boy, are they still friggin' ugly. nothing's changed since the first movie. like it was going to, anyway. Michael Bay still owes me $12.



you're already suspending our disbelief. why not make the robots a bit ... i don't know, less looking like a walking junkyard??

and dammit ... Megan Fox is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG!!!!!





this is so not like #4 on this list.

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ugly scans from Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen official movie adaptation #2

tootsie roll out

ehhh??



look, i can take G.I. Joe and Transformers team ups. i can handle DC/Marvel crossovers. but this - ?

who really, really loved Punisher/Archie? anyone??

what's next? Care Bears/Justice League? Thundercats/Wolverine? World War Hulk: He-Man?

good lord.

at least the art is a step up (if a little bit Rob Liefeld-y) than the usual Transformers series being put out there on a regular basis; to wit:


this sucks so bad i'm not even putting in credits, or else fans might realize it does suck and burn publisher IDW down. wait, that might not be a bad idea ...

ok, the panel above is from Transformers: Target and is drawn by Geoff Senior. where's Pat Lee when you need him? on the other hand, forget i asked ...

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New Avengers/Transformers #1 (of 4)
Stuart Moore/Tyler Kirkham/Sal Regla