faux X-Men dead

Laura Hudson of Comics Alliance had a nice zing about this yesterday. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! yes, die, die, die!!! syndication's too good for you!!!

is Hayden Pantyairs Panettiere really that tiny? good god, that boxer Klitschko is a lucky sunuvabitch!!!

NBC execs slaughtered, film at 11

i mean, that's one really messed-up situation. and i'm not referring to that Jersey Shore airhead.

so this means this is still on

Fox and Time Warner end their fake spat and assure us all our favorite shows will still be on air (under the guise of gouging us customers a lot more).

hey, will there be a 24/Human Target crossover episode? for one hour, Jack Bauer tortures a suspect and tangles with Christopher Chance, who turns out to be the suspect's security detail. Bauer gets his info and a chagrined Chance follows up on prosecuting his former client.

absolut emo justice

if it involves Ollie totally throwing down against Carter (broken arrows, scattered feathers, blood everywhere), i'm in! [via Newsarama]

leave it to Chance

from lawyer to human target, Mark Valley is the man for Fox's adaptation of the Len Wein/Carmine Infantino comic. also starring Jackie Earle Haley (Rorscach, Watchmen).

fat on food network?

yes, its true ... Marvel's Tom Breevort is consulting/judging for Food Network's Last Cake Standing: Extreme Superhero Cakes.

yaaaaaaaaaay!

grounded

12 aborted comic book TV shows [io9.com]

what!? there was a Global Frequency pilot?? damn you leakers!!


and this one is classic ... ally bad: