Showing posts with label Civil War. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Civil War. Show all posts

Sunday, April 6, 2008

the game

just in case someone accuses me of not giving back (cough, cough), i went over to the Universe as owned by Jim Hanley, whipped out a shopping list, and took aim. of course, with the 3rd New York Comic Con a couple of weeks away, this trip was no coincidence. you can bet some of these babies will bear a few Hancocks after that weekend. the wife took a couple of Adult Swim t-shirts (you can't say no to Brak).

considering i haven't had a "pull list" in a regular comic book store since 1999, and i haven't bought trade paperbacks (TPBs) from a real comic book store since 2005 (last year's Pride of Baghdad from a Barnes and Noble doesn't count), this one had a "kid in the candy store" feeling. but i had better control of the "kid" because i don't go wild buying everything in sight anymore (never happened but you never know).

TPBs are like the DVD boxed sets of the comic world. although it doesn't come out quite as fast a DVD edition of a blockbuster hit, it certainly would hit the streets much more often than it did in the past decade, especially collected works of hot artists and popular summer crossovers or storylines. i prefer buying the collected edition, because its a pain in the ass to keep going back to the store every month, and am not young not that interested anymore. plus with all the downloading going on ... wait, no i did not say that word.


Ultimates 2: Grand Theft America

Mark Millar/Bryan Hitch/Paul Neary
the eight-page gatefold by artist Bryan Hitch is almost worth the cover price. this TPB came out much faster than it took Hitch to finish issues 11, 12 and 13. although the ending seems forced as Mark Millar just wanted to put everyone in the picture for a nice big epic fight, its the Ultimates as they were designed for.



House of M

Brian Michael Bendis/Olivier Coipel
i used to like the Scarlet Witch a lot before this 2005 crossover, and predictably, after Bendis' gleeful deconstruction, i hated the bitch she became. okay, am just empathizing with poor Hawkeye (killed many times over) and Spiderman (his fake life had him having a son with Gwen Stacy). and can you really blame the mentally challenged? no wait, let's just blame the real culprit, her creepy psycho incestuous brother - yes, you, Pietro. jackass. its not Age of Apocalypse, but has more serious ramifications.



Civil War

Mark Millar/Steve McNiven
presenting the collected controversial 7-issue crossover of 2006-07. even though i read the series (and all the ensuing spinoffs and related issues as they came out), this comes out as TPB-worthy item to stack in my shelf. i'm sure there's a lot of haters out there, but why can't they be as amusing like mighty god king? as a story, its not perfect, but then it makes sense that that day would come. it was definitely a huge pissing contest (with Tony Stark completely going insane with his messiah complex) which only stopped when Cap died. at least by the end of this year, we expect to see one reunited Avengers team.


Death of Captain America

Ed Brubaker/Steve Epting
speaking of Captain America, Steve Rogers has been dead for a year now, and the former Bucky Barnes has taken up the mantle. the tragic event has been panned for being a gimmick, and so far, Rogers has not resurfaced. unless you're telling me that that dead body was a Skrull all along - i don't whether i'd feel happy or feel conned. better not cross that line, Bendis/Quesada.



Infinite Crisis

Geoff Johns/Phil Jimenez
1985's Crisis on Infinite Earths makes my head hurt if i try to wrap my mind around it too much. so imagine if there was an "infinite" crisis - then the headaches would never stop. fortunately Messrs. Johns and Jimenez take it easy on me, and even though the whole storyline is a lot complicated for DC n00bs, you can go back to the little details later and focus on what huge pricks this Superboy Prime and Alexander Luthor are.



Green Lantern: Rebirth

Geoff Johns/Ethan Van Sciver/Prentiss Rollins
i was deciding between this and No Fear, but since the latter was still in hardcover format, i went for the cheaper one, but then it fits because this is where Hal Jordan reclaims his mantle as the greatest Green Lantern in any timeline or universe. if you're unconvinced, here's a comparison: Batman punching Guy Gardner = cool. Hal Jordan punching Batman = waaaaaaaay cooler.



Secret Invasion
#1
Brian Michael Bendis/Leinil Francis Yu/Mark Morales
do you know how much this same issue costs with the alternative variant covers? somewhere between $20 to $50. are you kidding me? actually why am i even surprised? its how these superstar creators/artists make money (or do they?). sorry, Leinil. you're way richer than me, so i can only shell out 4 bucks for this. too bad you won't be around to sign it.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

damn, this put me in tears



at least for the moment.

c'mon, you know-it-alls. let me have my slice of inner geek sentimentality.

Civil War: The Confession
Brian Michael Bendis/Alex Maleev
Marvel

Friday, March 9, 2007

and he's not dead!

from Civil War: The Initiative




ok, that just took two days. way to go, Marvel!

Saturday, March 3, 2007

elseworld of the day

alternative dialogue to Civil War #7
(click for bigger view)

US release



Philippine Release

Friday, February 16, 2007

parody central

i've read lots of funny shit in my life, and one of them is one being currently circulated in teh internets (nyhahahahaha) - a spoof of Marvel's Civil War. not sure who to credit (a witty fellow named mighty god king), but geez, i am so envious that i wanted to have been the one to do that. still, its a copycat league, so might we see more of such demented works? i might start my own, but then i'd be the only one laughing. i don't need my landlord knocking on my door again.

since the concluding issue (#7 of the real series) isn't out yet, we've only so far gathered the preceding six. but its enough for a great barrel of laughs. obviously, most of the stuff are in-jokes (for those who follow the Marvel Universe), and may really not be funny to the casual reader.

actually, it makes more sense than the real Civil War (okay, Mark, put the gun down ...).

so help me God, i can't help posting my favorite funny scenes in the series. sorry, mighty god king, i really have to do this.

without further ado, here's all you need to know to catch up with Civil War. which should end ... just ... about ... now ... well? well? dammit, Millar, you still owe us the final, final, extremely-final conclusion to The Ultimates vol. 2!!!

if you can't read the text, just click on 'em (obviously).
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#1 - where boys play with toys and men are still boys.

right. smoking 2 packs a day can be canceled out by eating veggies.

Mutatis Mutandis. or something.


priceless, priceless.


seriously, they just brought back Black Goliath as a plot device. even the original Captain Mar-vell, Nitro's most famous victim, is making a comeback.



wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

click on this and you won't regret it.


Cap talking down to S.H.I.E.L.D. bulldyke Maria Hill


a couple of years ago, this would have been "the shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S".


#2 - where the net closes and Spidey shows his acne face (and Tony bangs Shakira)



seriously; how does the Thing get his ... err, rocks off? never mind.


show us "Reed 2.0"!!!


this is as far as we'll go with stuff like this (copyright shit you know ...)


and this one - priceless, priceless (you should read the complete sequence).



wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!





Brazilian porn? with Alessandra, Ana, and Gisele? holy shit!



ladies and gentlemen, presenting your 2007 American Idol!



#3 - where the first big-ass fight occurs


Spandex is sooooo 80's.




wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

boys will be boys


the gayness of you



U.S. Politics, Cape Style


Tony offers PBS ...


and you all know what happens next:


JT really brought it back.


and we get the best cliffhanger in years.





#4 - with the infamous "Death of Black Goliath" a.k.a. "Attack of the Clone"

wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

this one is just classic.


can Iron Man be any more both true to form and not?



wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!



priceless sitcom material.



continuity gaffe? who knows?

take that, Rob Liefeld!


how come there isn't anything like that Shellhead action figure in the market?!



#5 - where Tony and Peter throw down and Frank cusses a lot.

wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


seriously, is Northstar reading this?

there is no good "Hawk" character. except maybe the one in G.I. Joe.


hey, the EMO Anti-Defamation League is protesting as we write this.


Tony Stark: Big Brother


two D-list jabronis pile up on Spidey


obviously, we needed a Scientology joke there somewhere.


dry humping? oooooohhhhh.


i bet a lot of people googled that after.


which leads us to ... (stop, please stop!)


why is the Punisher on the anti-Registration side?

wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

and i thought Great Lakes Avengers were worse.



#6 - where Susan may or may not have cheated and the everyone dukes it out in the Negative Zone.

awesome!


why didn't i see that ad? oh yeah, i don't read.

Iron Man: Sentinel of Liberty


and now, for our Desperate Housewife sequence:



damn you, McNiven, giving us a lot of material!



Frank Castle, voice-over talent.



wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!


wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

the book Nighthawk: No Respect is #754 on Amazon's Bestseller list.


which brings us to:



and now, i say thee:

give us #7, or give us the parody of #7!!!