Showing posts with label Amanda Conner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Amanda Conner. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

atomic peek

drive-by readings

Justice League: Generation Lost #6 (DC)
"Splitting the Atom"
Judd Winick
Keith Giffen
Fernando Dagnino
Raul Fernandez
Hi-Fi
Travis Lanham
Cliff Chiang (cover)
Kevin Maguire/Hi-Fi (variant cover)

what we learned: Captain Atom, who exists for solely nothing except to absorb nuclear explosions in the DCU, takes a positive thing out of his latest absorption exercise as he is transported into the future where Max Lord wins. so yeah, more reason to stop their former boss once and for all.
oh shit moment: the only metahuman survivor of that future is a shriveled up prune formerly known as Power Girl.
what's next: yikes .... bring me back the Amanda Conner days! damn you, Maxwell Lord!



better make a time capsule, boys ... you don't want your PG looking like the one on the right.



and then there was that awkward time between Karen and Nate ...

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Friday, February 19, 2010

snaps: Power Girl #9

... where Palmiotti, Gray and Conner had me at "stupid American policemen." no, wait - it was right in the opening scene with PeeGee showering. oh hell, just read the thing - its a blast!

Jimmy Olsen a peeping Tom! who knew???


every woman should have this power. i mean, really.


careful, you pervs. your next victim might be ... Power Girl.


does Richard Starkings know about this?


yum.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

why do I never see them!?!

TWO reasons to ride the New York City subway.



MTA, you better make sure this happens often, you money-grubbing jerks!!!

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Power Girl #6

Monday, August 24, 2009

drive-by readings: Power Girl #4

ever had all you want in the palm of your hand?
Power Girl #4 (DC)
"Girls' Night Out"
Justin Gray
Jimmy Palmiotti
Amanda Conner
Paul Mounts
John J. Hill
Guillem March (variant cover)
as much as we had fun with the the opening three issues, #4 feels more like filler, although we establish that Starrware Industries is a much fun place to work with because of the CEO! i mean, why would i work with that selfish playboy Stark - but in a crossover, he'd buy Karen out. assuming he charms her pants off, which isn't easy. taking sidekick Terra for movie night, Karen ends up battling magical monsters in a story that borrows somewhat from Godzilla circa 1998. turns out these monsters are from a magic book held by a tree-hugging, D&D-playing geek girl, whom Karen gives a pass to work for the betterment of the world in a much more positive way (awwwww). but of course, our favorite part of the story is when Karen gets called three words: "busty airborne lass". even i couldn't help smiling - filler, but heh.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

please do not take these out of context

even though they're begging to.

the 2nd issue of Power Girl has Kara going toe-to-toe with the Ultra-Humanite (basically a supergenius brain who keeps transplanting himself into powerful bodies, after watching pro wrestling in the '90s). the way the layouts, dialogue and themes go ... is it just me, or is the whole thing some kind of sweaty, creepy, weird mating ritual?

the UH wants to put his brain in Karen's body, for the selfish purpose of near immortality of course. but that already smacks of gender bending and fetishism. male brain? female body? especially a wolf-whistle-inducing female body??

this is supposed to be a fun comic after all ... especially with the title character sporting a pair of humongous funbags assets. lots of sly references would be the norm, despite the title initials being "PG" but there's no such restrictions on the front cover.

yes, i may be reading too much into this. look at this shot:



for once, its the animal doling out the abuse. but the look on UH's face, and his proximity to the mountains ... lordy.


let's see some dialogue:




yes, yes, a sick monkey indeed. if you didn't know the UH's intentions, you'd think he was some kind of a jealous psycho stalker, the one that needs to be served a court order.

here's another: "surrender your body to me ..."



huh. a jilted lover, i suppose. man, these pages drip testosterone. or something.

the sweaty mating ritual continues. grappling, punching, kicking ... its like a masochistic dance. now we see UH behind PG. which is not a bad place to be (wink, wink).




and for the coup de grace ... a victorious UH, bracing himself with his arms over a prostate and beaten PG ... awww c'mon!!



but wait, there's more! how did UH get this way? of course he needs to have his origin story for new readers, because the old one kind of needed some Advil to go along with it. turns out he had a sexy diabolical assistant who introduced him to the ways of love ... WHEN HE WAS ALREADY IN A GORILLA BODY!!!!!!



oy.


trans/crossgenderism, rape, bestiality ... they're actually slipping one right by us. but what do i know? youse guys are the experts. and the much more mature. as in Victor.



one little tidbit: Adam Hughes signs his covers with "AH!", while Gene Ha signs his with "HA!" so if they do a cover jam, i expect it to be signed as "AH-HA!"

thank you, i'm here all week.

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Power Girl #2

Friday, May 8, 2009