Monday, June 1, 2009

3 broken American commandments

1. Thou shall not punch a girl



corollary: thou shall not throw rocks at a girl.


exceptions: annoying mindless female quasi-celebrities


2. Thou shall not mess with Texas



3. Thou shall not mess with Texas football.



in one swell foop, the Luna Brothers made history.

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The Sword #17

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