now that we're done with the Skrulls, let's have one look back at their best attempt to subjugate Earth, while the memories of select scenes are still fresh in our minds. the operative word here is 'fresh'.
and oh, you're supposed to click on the pretty pit-chers.
and oh, you're supposed to click on the pretty pit-chers.
DUGAN GETS PUNK'D
IRON MAN DOES THE BIG 'REVEAL'
THE AVENGERS GET INTO THE USUAL PISSING CONTEST.
S.W.O.R.D. GETS BROKEN.
HANK PYM IS A GODDAMNED TRAITOR AGAIN. KINDA.
THE AVENGERS PISSING CONTEST EXPANDS TO OLD SCHOOL VERSIONS.
BOBBY VS. BOBBIE VS. CLINT. HEAD HURTS.
THE BRITS ARE KINKY. WELL, KINDA.
HERCULES MISSES OUT ON THE 4th OF JULY SALE AT BEST BUY.
FLASHBACK: NICK FURY BOINKS ALIENS. EEWWW.
FLASHBACK: FURY IS A PEEPING TOM. WITH ONE EYE.
FLASHBACK: FURY CORRUPTS YOUNG MINDS. FOR THE GREATER GOOD.
FLASHBACK: THE SKRULL QUEEN REPRESENTS!!!
FLASHBACK: THE SAVAGE LAND IS RAPED.
FLASHBACK: ELEKTRA BECOMES A HO. WAIT, THAT'S OLD NEWS.
THE ORIGINAL ALIEN BOINKER GETS BITTEN IN THE ASS.
to be continued ...
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