now that we're done with the Skrulls, let's have one look back at their best attempt to subjugate Earth, while the memories of select scenes are still fresh in our minds. the operative word here is 'fresh'.
and oh, you're supposed to click on the pretty pit-chers.
and oh, you're supposed to click on the pretty pit-chers.
part one right here.
THE FRAKKING BUTLER DID IT!
THE FRAKKING BUTLER IS ALSO A PERV.
NORMAN OSBORN (a.k.a. THE GREEN GOBLIN) PLAYS WITH FIRE
HULKLING GETS A COMING OUT PARTY
TONY GETS MIND-FUCKED! (among other things)
by the way, do you know what movie this scene is referencing?
THE VISION GETS DESTROYED FOR THE Nth TIME
NICK FURY WAITED FOR YEARS TO MAKE THIS DRAMATIC ENTRANCE
FLASHBACK: THE SKRULL QUEEN BECOMES A SEX SYMBOL
THE SKRULLS MAKE PLANS, NOT FLANS. AH LECHE!
FLASHBACK: THE AVENGERS GET INFILTRATED WHILE MAKING TOILET JOKES
FLASHBACK: THE HANK PYM SKRULL GETS SNUBBED
DESPITE ALL HIS POWER, THE SENTRY PROVES HIS REAL NAME IS ACHILLES.
SKRULLS TAKE OVER THE UNITED STATES (COMMUNICATION BANDWIDTHS)
PART-TIME LOSER 3D-MAN IS WRITTEN IN THE STORY TO PLAY AN IMPORTANT ROLE!
THE SKRULL INVASION OF MANHATTAN RUNS INTO JELLY
BEN GRIMM GETS WAAAAAAAAY TOO FAMILIAR WITH THE NEGATIVE ZONE CREATURES
HERCULES MANAGES TO SCORE DURING A MISSION (THE TWELVE LABORS DIDN'T HAVE THESE PERKS)
SKRULLS GRAB ALL THE MAGIC IN ENGLAND (WHICH MEANS THEY WON'T BE OPENING A DISNEYLAND THERE ANYTIME SOON)
AN INJURED HULKLING IS HELPED BY A SKRULL TRANNY (WTF?!?)
FLASHBACK: THE "RESURRECTED" CAPTAIN MARVEL IS ACTUALLY A SKRULL PROGRAMMED TO BE A KREE. OF HIS PROGRAMMING, HE IS NOT FREE.
to be continued ...
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