... where the road to Oklahoma is paved with the bodies of H.A.M.M.E.R. troops who get between Volstagg and his pork rinds. pork rinds, i say thee!!!
well, why don't YOU be president, then?? on the other hand, never mind.
NormBots > DoomBots
what, not even King or Black Men? you racist bastards.
an out-of-shape ex-TV newscaster gets the drop on a trained soldier. yeaahhh, right.
which is more believable: that a magic kingdom floats over the fields of Oklahoma, or that Volstagg can smoothly maneuver a Goblin Glider and fight? even better, the glider can hold his weight!!!