"Mark Hamill Won't Voice The Joker Again After 'Batman: Arkham Asylum 2'"
"Robert Downey Jr. Will Not Reprise Tony Stark after Avengers 3"
"Sarah Jessica Parker May Sign Up for Sex and the City 5"
"Ah-Nuld May Go Back to Gym to Prepare for Predator 2020"
"Stallone Mulling Picking Up Pen From Floor to Write 3rd Expendables Film"
"Christian Bale Could Retire After 'Batman V: The Joker Lives!'"
"Alan Moore Might Write The Watchmen Sequel, Depending On a Number of Factors, Not The Least of Which are Full Creative Control, Big Budget Movie, Merchandising Percentage Profits, and 20 Million Dollars Upfront"
Fuck and You.