Wednesday, December 17, 2008

changeling: a sleazy look at Secret Invasion, pt. 4

now that we're done with the Skrulls, let's have one look back at their best attempt to subjugate Earth, while the memories of select scenes are still fresh in our minds. the operative word here is 'fresh'.

and oh, you're supposed to click on the pretty pit-chers.


part one right here, part two here and part three here.


TEDDY GETS RAZZED FOR COMING OUT



THE RUNAWAYS ACCIDENTALLY WATCH '2 GIRLS, 1 CUP'



SKRULLS PEDDLE LIES FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD



AGENT BRAND, NOT SATISFIED WITH HAVING A FURRY MUTANT FOR A BOYFRIEND, PUSHES THE SEXUAL ENVELOPE FURTHER



MARIA HILL SHOWS SOME LATINA BRASS (WAIT, SHE'S NOT LATINA ...)



CLINT BARTON IS PISSED HE'S BEEN ADDED TO "YOU KISSED A SKRULL" LIST



THE SKRULLS FEEL THAT A MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE (WHICH THEY DID ANYWAY)



ELECTRO SETS UP ROD BLAGOJEVICH



ALIENS CAN BE LEZZIES TOO (WAIT, THAT'S OUR FRIGGIN' PERCEPTION!)



SKRULLEKTRA DELIVERS HER "YOU WILL DIE TOO" SPEECH



THE SKRULL KILL KREW GETS FACE TIME (UNTIL THE NEXT INVASION IN 2020)



SKRULLOWJACKET WANTS TO BE THE NEXT BUGSY SIEGEL



JACKPOT DOES NOT HIT THE JACKPOT



NOVA DEVELOPS A HATRED FOR (BADLY-WRITTEN) SOFTWARE



NORMAN OSBORNE WANTS TOYS. LOTS OF TOYS.



HERCULES CHANNELS GROOVE ARMADA AND KICKS GOD BUTT



and some scenes need not be perverted much.


i said not much.


HE DOESN'T KNOW THE WORD "THERAPY" BUT HE DOES KNOW "JIHADIST". GO FIGURE.



WIN SOME, LOSE SOME, HAWKEYE.


to be continued ...

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