Saturday, December 13, 2008

the paths taken

the bloke known as Captain Midlands traps Captain Britain's new team for Plokta, Duke from Hell and manager of the Mindless Ones, in exchange for boot-knockin' time with his long-dead wife. whooopeee. (Captain Britain and MI-13 #8) in other news, Captains Thames Valley and Northumbria have petitioned said Plokta for licenses for their impending nuptials ...



over in Africa, its a friggin' pain in the arse battling evil telepaths, especially those who can possess anyone. Storm (Queen Ororo to you peasants) is pulling her silky white hair out, asking the Bright Lady how the hell will she defeat her Shadow King-possessed husband, the Black Panther (King T'Challa to you peasants). as of presstime, the Bright Lady had no comments on this turn of events.


wait - could it be this is the one rare time that T'Challa had no friggin' answer for a problem? getting possessed should have been one his priorities to guard against. Batman even had a backup personality hidden away, just in case. that's how you plan, Mr. High and Mighty Black Panther Sir.

1 comment:

Jego said...

His boots has toes in them? Wadapak?