A. Hawkeye
we can sympathize: he loses his wife, he joins some villains, he dies, he comes back from the dead, he dies again, he comes back from the dead again, he boinks the girl who killed him, someone took his former identity, he takes the former identity of the mute girl he's boinking, then all of a sudden his wife's alive. and a Skrull. and he has to kill her. beautiful. normal people who undergo this shit are usually committed thereafter.
B. Mr Fantastic
one of the early casualties of the Skrull Invasion, Reed has been captured in a Skrull ship being dissected like a lab rat. so when Agent Abby Brand rescues him, his first reaction to choke the life out of her. those crazy scientists. never know when they might snap. right, Bruce Ivins?
C. Agent Abby Brand
being left for dead in space can drive a girl nuts. being left for dead in space, without sanitary napkins, at that time of the month, means murder for anyone who gets in her way.
well, at least she's boinking Hank McCoy. (all hail The Beast!)
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Secret Invasion #5
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