Friday, June 13, 2008

smashups

of course you know what day it is ... and in tribute, let's feature some skull-cracking scenes from the Hulk's smashing history.

you also know that the appeal of last year's World War Hulk storyline was to see Ol' Greenskin pound his friends and fellow heroes to pulp. it always seems better that way.

let's start with Tony Stark. Hulk loves Tony. to death.


Hulk also doesn't like movie franchises that whip him at the box office.


Hulk also does not like magicians. they're full of shit tricks.


Hulk doesn't like gods either. especially long-haired ones ...


... or alocholic/bearded ones ...


... or just plain full-of-themselves ones.


or even cosmic beings.


or mute ones.


truth be told, we would have loved to see him do what he said to Hank Pym.


Hulk also doesn't like martial artists ...


... or ex-cons.


Hulk doesn't like mutants.


... or Russians. or both.



of course, there's no love lost between sparring partners Hulk and Ben Grimm.



friends and family? ahhh, Hulk doesn't care. Hulk just hits! that's how he loves!

cousin Jenny? ehhh.


Rick Jones? away with you!


Bob the Sentry? pfsshhhh.


frenemy Doc Lenny Samson? puh-leaze.



Hulk even crosses universes to put the hurt on those who can take it.

Superman who?


the only bragging rights Bane has over Hulk, is that Bane got to finish this move.


as for that Hulk-wannabe Pitt ... let's just say his mug's not like "Brad" after this.



ah, but let us not forget the best berserker Hulk had to face, with mostly mixed results, anyway:


ok, there's a better one:


so, what's the lesson for today, kids?



updated (12.58 PM): Wired review

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