so who is Captain Marvel? i mean the Kree warrior Captain Mar-Vell. who has been dead for years now (cancer, natch). and who is alive again (and worshipped by the "Church of Hala"), because ... he has been resurrected as a Skrull sleeper cell. but he doesn't know it. or accept it. ah whatever.
but the biggest secret is ...
are you ready for this?
... his secret identity: Tom Cruise!!!!
now we have real life basis for aliens and Scientologists. hoooooooo-haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
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