DC's Cyborg (who's actually one):
or Marvel's War Machine (in the pages of Iron Man) - who's now almost one after being severely injured in WWHulk.
[door smashed open]
well, you're all trying-hard copycats!! i am still, the one, the only cyborg that matters!
War Machine: Deathlok, you look like Morbius. what the fuck happened to your nose?
Deathlok: Shut up about the nose! Do we need to settle this matter like pussies or like m- cyborgs?
Cyborg: Uh excuse me, we need to know who we're fighting. Cyborgs or not, we are still gentlemen, are we not?
Deathlok: Pussies.
War Machine: He's got a point. You especially, we never know who's inside that body. Luther Manning? Michael Collins? It could be freakin' Britney Spears for all we know.
Deathlok: mmm ... Britney Spears. Shut up! That fat bitch.
Cyborg: Who're you calling fat? Did you see her new video?
War Machine: Yeah! I got a dedicated media player inside my armor.
Cyborg: Me too! Hi-Def?
War Machine: 1080p. I could almost touch those -
Deathlok: Shut up! You're sorry excuses for cyborgs! We should be above these pedestrian musings.
War Machine: Britneeeeeeeyyyy ...
Deathlok: Shut up or i'll fry your circuits.
Cyborg: Morbius Nose.
Deathlok: Shut up about the nose! Do we need to settle this matter like pussies or like m- cyborgs?
Cyborg: Uh excuse me, we need to know who we're fighting. Cyborgs or not, we are still gentlemen, are we not?
Deathlok: Pussies.
War Machine: He's got a point. You especially, we never know who's inside that body. Luther Manning? Michael Collins? It could be freakin' Britney Spears for all we know.
Deathlok: mmm ... Britney Spears. Shut up! That fat bitch.
Cyborg: Who're you calling fat? Did you see her new video?
War Machine: Yeah! I got a dedicated media player inside my armor.
Cyborg: Me too! Hi-Def?
War Machine: 1080p. I could almost touch those -
Deathlok: Shut up! You're sorry excuses for cyborgs! We should be above these pedestrian musings.
War Machine: Britneeeeeeeyyyy ...
Deathlok: Shut up or i'll fry your circuits.
Cyborg: Morbius Nose.
1 comment:
I guess we know which appendage Deathlok's creators forgot to put back in.
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