its just been a couple of days since the end of the RNC in St. Paul, MN, and just a week since the announcement of the Republican VP candidate, and shovels have unearthed a lot of crap already. such is politics in the free world.
well, what can i say ... these are the Elephants for November.
your president wants to pick a fight with every country who doesn't toe the conservative right-wing American way (and he has the scars to prove it!!), can't read a teleprompter, can't talk straight anymore, and is one heart attack away from giving the White House to ...
your veep has sneaked up the ladder of American politics, leaving bodies in her wake, lied about some pregnancy details, wants to clean up our books because of inappropriate language, and can hunt wild animals if necessary (even if they are of the sapien type). but she hates polar bears ... because we need oil!
wait, what does this have to do with comics? well, given the choices above, we might as well have gotten this dude below!
well, what can i say ... these are the Elephants for November.
your president wants to pick a fight with every country who doesn't toe the conservative right-wing American way (and he has the scars to prove it!!), can't read a teleprompter, can't talk straight anymore, and is one heart attack away from giving the White House to ...
your veep has sneaked up the ladder of American politics, leaving bodies in her wake, lied about some pregnancy details, wants to clean up our books because of inappropriate language, and can hunt wild animals if necessary (even if they are of the sapien type). but she hates polar bears ... because we need oil!
wait, what does this have to do with comics? well, given the choices above, we might as well have gotten this dude below!
i mean, how worse can it get eh??
of course, we all know who's orchestrating these things ...
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