leaked papers from the US Department of Defense show the secret weapon being readied the military to be deployed in Afghanistan and Pakistan in one big sweeping operation this coming fall. with the November presidential elections on the horizon, and the Republican bets having a credibility crisis, it is thought that a resounding and symbolic victory in the war against terror is the last remaining card the conservatives have to play to keep the White House in Republican hands.
the exact price tag of this secret weapon is yet unknown. however, upon the success of the deployment of this weapon, US allies who would like to purchase it would be qualified for employee discounts.
you're next, Ahmadinejad.
drink all the Johnny Walkers you want, Kim Jong-Il.
you have been warned, Putin. Sarah Palin can bomb your house from her place.
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from Wolverine vol.1 #85
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