as noted in part 1, there are only two conditions - throw money at everything and write it the way the fans want it. theatres worldwide should be flooded at the amount of piss the geeks and nerds would be producing, once they watch these films.
8. ULTRON UNLIMITED
Kurt Busiek/George Perez/Stuart Immonen/Al Vey/Wade Von Grawbadger (Marvel)
before this movie would even be made, the Avengers need to be formed. assuming that's been the case, we can dive right in on the action - Ultron, a sentient robot based on the brain patterns of founding member Hank Pym, decides to replace the human race with the non-human high tech kind. possibly some flashbacks need to be written into the story to explain how Ultron was created and he went nuts. also, the Avengers have beefed up their roster with a few established heroes (the Black Panther, Vision, the Scarlet Witch and Wonder Man) and a couple of rookies in Firestar and Justice.
Ultron invades some Balkan country and completely wipes it off the map. this is Alderaan scale. the Avengers go right in and get their asses handed to them, until an injured Justice provides the key that saves the day. Michael Bay would work wonders with this.
Ultron invades some Balkan country and completely wipes it off the map. this is Alderaan scale. the Avengers go right in and get their asses handed to them, until an injured Justice provides the key that saves the day. Michael Bay would work wonders with this.
casting call:
Captain America? helloooooooooo ... Brad Pitt?
Iron Man? another big helloooooooooooooooooooo?
Thor? John Cena is a Thunder God!
the fashionista Wasp? let's hear for regular geek Natalie Portman.
conflicted but spineless wife-beating genius Hank Pym? Thomas Haden Church. yeah, i know he's got 20 years on Portman, but they're actors, they can do this.
the synthozoid Vision is mostly CGI. but it will be based on Keanu Reeves, who plays brooding, mysterious, charismatic yet wooden characters. plus, his agent will find yet another way to land him this plum robotic role.
the Scarlet Witch, whom we all know would go crazy at some point, will be played by smoldering queen Lena Headey.
read my lips. the Witch is f****n' Matt Damon, the Wonder Man.
who else would we want as a Firestarter but Bryce Dallas Howard?
young telekinetic mutie Justice? ThunderJake Gyllenhooooooooooo!
the regal Black Panther? why, no less than Chiwetel Ejiofor.
good ol' butler Jarvis? Bob Hoskins
sicko and cowardly Williams brother Grim Reaper? make a toupee for Christopher Meloni!
geek goosebump moment: when the Avengers, battered yet unbowed, burst through a wall, and Thor snarls: "Ultron ... we would have words with thee!" Cena better nail this good.
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